Bride
Looks like she could kill you, but will cry if you raise your voice
Groom
Has eyes like a freshly watered lawn, or a John Deere tractor
Mother of the Bride
Favorite topic of conversation: hairs in the shower
Father of the Bride
Equal parts probability that he will either fix something or break something
Mother of the Groom
It's literally impossible for her to say anything bad about you
Father of the Groom
Don't call him Felix...he probably won't respond
Maid of Honor
Professional flambe expert... as you can tell from this picture
Man of Honor
You'll probably find him playing Yu-Gi-Oh in the corner somewhere
Best Woman
Will mostly likely try to squeeze your cheeks and compare hand sizes
Best Man
Like...the best at Minecraft...ever
Bridesmaid
The youngest and probably the most responsible
Groomsman
Baby cousin of the groom and dad joke enthusiast
Bridesmaid
Girl maths her way into spending all of her money on country music concerts
Groomsman
Ask him where he would put in your IV in an emergency
Bridesmaid
Thinks Bailey is a bad dancer…she’s wrong.
Groomsman
Ask him about the rat in the hat
Bridesmaid
Don't let the looks fool you...she kills animals for fun
Flower Child
Please don’t ask how tall he is…or how much he can bench.. his head will immediately inflate
Ring Bearer
Ask her about nursing horror stories