Schedule

Ceremony

2:30 pm - 3:00 pm

Coming straight from the pews of basement church and backed by zero formal theological training, the one, the only, Pastor Zaddy will be officiating our wedding and blessing us all with his unmatched holiness. While his usual sermons are limited to exclusive pop-up appearances on Christmas Eve and Easter, in dimly lit, highly exclusive underground venues, he’s making a rare and sacred exception for our big day. We are humbled (and honestly shocked) to have secured this globally respected, semi-retired holy icon for what promises to be the holiest—and most entertaining—moment since someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck. Prepare your souls. He’s bringing the holy heat.