Maid of Honor
Contrary to popular belief, we’re not twins (though we do enjoy quizzing people who ask who is older). But life before Miranda was so boring that Hannah definitely doesn’t remember any of it, so still basically twins.
Best Man
For 879 glorious days, Caleb didn't have to put up with Sam in his life, and what a peaceful 879 days they were. Despite it all, Sam is certainly worthy of being called best man.
Bridesmaid
Even though Miranda doesn't remember the first time she met Caleb, she sure remembers the first time she met Rachel (coincidentally at the same time she met Caleb).
Groomsman
The story of the first time we all met is probably best left for another time. What Caleb can say is there's nobody better to sit in a room with and not say a word to for hours than Lance.
Bridesmaid
Miranda and Chyna became friends in Freshman Year Spanish but mostly bonded over coffee nights and Amnesty meetings.
Groomsman
Sean is the funniest person in the family, at least according to him.
Bridesmaid
Farrah's and Miranda's friendship grew over their love of cheese. Mostly mac n cheese. And mostly because Miranda would make it for herself and then Farrah would eat it and then sleep on her couch like the couch burrito she was/is.
Groomsperson
It's hard to encapsulate everything there is to say about Rob in a short paragraph. Caleb can't quite remember how he met Rob but he's sure glad he did.
Bridesmaid
Miranda and Ladin were shoved into a hallway and expected to work. Surprise! They talked more than they worked.
Officiant and Groomsmen
Hunter is like the brother we both already have. In freshman year, after a group trip to Montreal during Spring Break, Miranda and Hunter stayed at Clark while everyone else went home for a few days. We went to the store and bought a family sized lasagna, drank a gallon of Sunny-D and watched the Jurassic Park trilogy. Two years ago I told Caleb when we got married I wanted Hunter to officiate. Hunter said yes, and will be wearing double hat duties!
Bridesmaid
One of Miranda's first memories on the phone is getting the phone call that Sarah was born! She's no longer an infant, but she is infant-ly cool!
Bridesmaid
Genna is the only Weinstein cousin I remember right from the beginning, well her beginning because I was there when she was born. She’s also the only cousin with my same last name so we have a special bond.
Bridesmaid
Hallie technically might be Miranda's cousin, but they're more like sisters and sometimes scarily too similar.