He + She = Herr

Austin and Siena both worked as EMT’s for separate ambulance companies. They were both on a call at a psych facility, when Austin noticed Siena and told his partner, “that EMT is hot” and he dared Austin to go get her number. Austin came up with a “great” plan to talk to her by asking her for a trash bag. Siena told him, “I don’t have a trash bag, but I have a biohazard bag.” Austin said, “Thanks” and walked away. Austin’s partner asked if he got her number, and Austin responded, “No, I’ll probably never see her again anyways.” ….. a couple months later…. Austin and Siena matched on Hinge and went on a date. The infamous first date. They make movies about this and for the sake of Austin, we will leave it at that and his new nickname will live on with him (IYKYK). Siena pulled the classic awkward, “It’s getting late, I should go.” On the way to Siena’s car, Austin redeemed himself…so he thought… by landing a goodbye kiss. .…A couple months later….. Austin tried for a second date, multiple times. The poor guy was even ghosted for a little bit. But Austin had one last trick up his sleeve. If it wasn’t for his close friend, Conner, they would not be together. Conner asked Austin if he would like 2 tickets to Michael Buble. Austin thought to himself, “there’s absolutely no way, a girl this fine, could say no to the modern day Cupid. The man that can make fire love water and stop wars of all nations with just his voice. The legendary… Michael Buble”. And it worked, Austin landed a second date. The rest was history! (Austin’s Version) Siena agrees with Austin’s version… with some parts just maybe a little differently. Siena thought Austin was cute the day she met him at the psych facility. She also did find it hilarious that out of all the things he could have asked he decided trash was the best pick up line. Let’s just say he was unforgettable at that moment. Siena was enjoying her Summer (HGS) and Austin would keep in touch after they matched on hinge. (Both not knowing we already have met). The first date, was indeed exactly how it was put. The HGS summer Saga continued for Siena, but Austin always stayed in contact. Siena was being extra and wanted to go on dates… not “come over and watch a movie” and fast forward to today, she did not understand that that question would be asked every day for the rest of their lives together. When Austin asks do you want to watch a movie? He means it.. and actually takes it seriously. The moment he shocked me (after multiple attempts) He invited me to a Concert! I thought, well now that’s how you win over a girl! (And if the date doesn’t go well, at least I got a free concert out of it) We ended up going and Idk what it was, but Michael Buble made me think, “The man that can make fire love water and stop wars of all nations with just his voice” Love was truly in the air and we had the best time ever! Come to find out, Austin is literally the exact same person as Siena! They both found their Disney Romantic and plan to live Happily Ever After