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June 19, 2022
Lawrenceburg, KY
#TheKlingermans2022

Callee & Austin

FAQs

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Can we bring our children?

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Kids are wonderful, aren't they? They bring joy and smiles to all of our faces day after day. However, to uphold the dignity of the occasion, we kindly request that ONLY those 13 years old and over attend our in person wedding ceremony and reception.

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Why should I attend this wedding?

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We'll answer your question with a question. Question: Why does a man climb a mountain? Answer: Because it's there.

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What if I don't like some or all of the people that will be there?

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We understand. It's our goal to try and please everyone! However, due to the unfortunate nature of imperfection, there may be people there that you just plain don't like. We get it. We'll do our best to keep the peace, but kindly ask all invited to check their feuds, differences, and or shouldered chips at the door upon arrival. Please and thank you.

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What if I've navigated to this page of the website by mistake?

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Yes Mark, we're talking to you. Simply press the back button at the top of the page until you return to the spot you desire. (Please do not ask your son, as he is busy planning a wedding.)

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Why do I smell burnt toast?

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You're having a stroke. Please exit this website and call 911 immediately if not sooner.