Maid of Honor
Known the Bride for 13 years, enabler of her ideas, gives the best advice on the planet, always down for coffee. Had weekly phone calls in college reconvening on both the smallest inconveniences and major life updates (Izzy telling Ang that her now-husband and her were back together again). Both are now slowly becoming Martha Stewarts as they age and regularly discuss having chickens and just being girls.
Bridesmaid
Qualifications: Known the Bride for 14 years, the Rachel to her Monica, Nick to her Schmidt, will make anyone laugh. Rewatched New Girls' Season 2, Episode 15, "The Cooler" enough to be able to recite the whole episode. Was popular on Vine in high school for making videos of pushing Ang off the bed and scaring her while coming out of the bathroom.
Bridesmaid
Known the Bride for 14 years but they hated each other for one of them, shares common obsessions with books and TV shows, has shared a Snapchat Streak for seven years. Went to a Walk the Moon concert in high school that gave Ang tinnitus for five years. Known to vent to each other about corporate experiences over a Vanilla Dr. Pepper prior to D&D sessions.
Bridesmaid
Known the Bride for 4 years, shared our life stories, discussed reviews of Naruto, and a shared obsession of Twilight as coworkers instead of working (Team Edward). Also always down to get coffee or watch El Clasico. Ate nachos together at the Eras Tour after Alyssa walked one mile to get to the venue while being in her first trimester (sorry again - we should've just bought parking).
Bridesman
Known the Bride for six years, has the most Ang kills on Call of Duty, delusional together in every D&D campaign. Will make stupid remarks to each other in any movie. Evolved from sleeping in UTA's University Center's Basement after spending all night decorating a Homecoming Float to being roommates for six months. Still won't admit to them being best friends though.
Best Man
Has known the groom for 10+ years, 5'10'', 215 pounds of pure dad who left for milk and actually came back. Convinced me to join him pulling apart cars in the Texas summer for free chicken on Fridays and watching things that an HR department and OSHA would lose their heads over. Jacory has cars in his driveway he'll probably never finish fixing to be honest, but he'll just keep bringing more in because its a "hobby".
Groomsman
Known the groom for 10+ years, 5'10", 150 pounds of dark chocolate. Sat with the groom in his 1994 Honda Accord in Glen Rose and watched as the radiator was smoking and leaking coolant after skipping a high school field trip and closed the hood to act like nothing was wrong. We dropped the car off at Jacory's place and it quite literally was going to ignite, but we at least got to feed an ostrich. Quiet, but he'll probably sell you something to put you on a watchlist.
Groomsman
Known the groom for 14+ years, 5'8", 170 pounds of a semi average Apex Legends player. "Likes long walks on the beach and reading a good book." - He told me to type this, he currently has his hair a neon color so honestly, I wouldn't trust him. Watched him break his arm in a soccer game against South Grand Prairie (if you know, you know) and got what would now be considered "hazing" by our high school JV coach so trauma bonded for sure.
Groomsman
Known the groom for 5 years, 5'10", 320 pounds, Alex is the sole proprietor of keeping any Long John Silver's and A&W combo restaurant open. A man who has so many names that the website refused to list them all, yet Alex was the one he went with. He once convinced us to drive out to his small hometown out east in hopes of flea market glory but did not mention just HOW small this town was so we drove through highly sketchy backroads for dinner. 4/10, did not find anything at the flea market.
Groomsman
Known the groom for 15+ years, 5'10", 180 pounds of a man who will somehow find a way to hurt himself on the way to the wedding. He decided he'd "find himself" in Seattle so you can be the judge of that. We once pondered life, anime, and our situations while hunched over a foldable table in his apartment with two others slurping hot pot with meats that were very questionable with their expiration dates and no running water.