Bride
This is the boss AKA the ol ball and chain
Groom
Hey! Dats me! The mullet and mustache are a damn national treasure.
Maid of Honor
This is her sister, has been her whole life. I tried to have Audrey write these but was instantly shot down. Sooooo, Imma wing this one. Currently lives in West Virginia and is attending college.
Best Man
Ohhhhhh buddy Erik aka "Papa Peterdad" aka "Bill Nye" Peterson. Erik is Aaron's big in the Fraternity. They met at NMU. He is from Chicago and hates all of Chicago's sports team. (Thank God) But unfortunately, he is a Green Bay Packer fan. He is currently attending the University of Michigan for his PhD in Cancer Biology and currently lives in Ann Arbor. (Go Blue!)
Bridesmaid
Aaron's sister, has been her whole life. Lives out in the middle of nowhere by St. Johns. Currently works at a Dentist office, doing.....dentist office stuff. Her and her husband Jacob Fairchild have two adorable kids.
Groomsman
His name is Forbear. Kind of weird to call him Tyler. Forbear resides in Sault Ste Marie. Forbear and Aaron met at NMU as they were again both in Tau Kappa Epsilon. Home boy is on an incredible weight loss journey. Keep up the good work doggy. The other journey this guy is on is driving the Official NFL Bandwagon. He's driven it from Detroit to Green Bay where it's currently parked. We are expecting it to move on to another city when Rodgers' contract ends.
Bridesmaid
Ashley. Ashley currently lives in Middleton with Josh and their child. She works for a company that is the middle men between Tow Companies and Insurance Agencies in St. Johns. She is timid and easily embarrassed. Its REALLY fun to embarrass her.
Groomsman
Aarons brother, has been his entire life. Currently lives in Middleton with his girlfriend Ashley and their kid. He dreams daily that could still beat Aaron in games BUT Aarons skill has far outmatched Josh's in everyway imaginable.
Bridesmaid
Lindsay LaWRECKER. One of Audrey's best friends. They met in Auburn, Alabama. While Audrey was livin down yonder. Lindsay went to Auburn for Vet School. Her and Kayla live in Alliance, Nebraska. Lindsay is currently a Veterinarian saving our furry little friends and probably is annoyed at how many questions that we throw at her everytime our dogs fart sideways.
Groomsman
EL OH EL. J-Romy Swadling. Him and Aaron met through Forbear and met at the TKE house in MQT. Jeremy is currently a mechanic at some shop in Petoskey. He currently lives BY Petoskey, out in the middle of nowhere on a really curvy road.
Bridesmaid
Jessica (Im not typing your last name again). Jess and Audrey met at the Bark Park one night when our doggos had to take a MSU and OSU. Our doggos Bella and Penny became best friends and later ensued a friendship between the owners. Jess currently lives in Lansing and works in an office doing office things.
Groomsman
David Hayden (See Jess, I can type his because his isn't long and angry). David is an engineer in Lansing. He lives with girlfriend Jess B. He went to MSU (barf). Again, they met Aaron and Audrey one night while their dogs had to take a MSU and OSU, where a friendship full of shenanigans ensued.
Mother of the Bride
Jennifer Bishop, Audreys mom. She has been for as long as Audrey has been alive. She currently lives in Pennsylvania, where she nannies a little gremlin. Don't tell her any issues you have because she has an essential oil for it.
Mother of the Groom
Aaron's mom. She has been for as long as Aaron's been alive. She currently lives in Westphalia. She hates gathering and isn't a people person. She is also is literally allergic to the cold.
Father of the Bride
Jason Bishop. He currently lives in Auburn, Alabama. He is a professor at Auburn University. He has a PhD in Kinesiology. He loves sports and working out. The guy is a damn machine.
Father of the Groom
Aaron's Dad. Has been for Aaron's entire life. He lives in Westphalia and is a mechanic at Gerry's Tune-Up in Fowler. This guy is where Aaron gets his stubbornness. Like Patty, he isn't very much of a people person so they make a great match.
Maid of Honor
Kayla Beshears. Audrey's best friend. They met in Auburn, Alabama (YEE! YEE!). She went to Auburn University for Marketing or Business something like that. Her and Lindsay live in Alliance, Nebraska. Kayla is now working in a bank. She is also the biggest Auburn fan I've ever met. Actually her and Lindsay are really the only Auburn fans' I've ever met. There really isn't many of them. I mean, they throw TP on trees when they think they win only to find out that they lost.
Groomsman
Matt Steinmetz. Aaron and Matt met while they worked at Hudson's in MQT while attending NMU. Matt currently lives with his wife Courtney in Grand Rapids. Matt is a design engineer for a company in Grand Rapids. After a night of drinking while camping, he once had the brilliant idea of using his shoes as a vomit holder so he wouldn't have to worry about stepping in it when he woke up.