I was working out one day when this stunningly handsome man with an absolute WAGON walked in and thus I began to stalk him. I ruined his day a few times during my lurking, but eventually, he DMd me on Instagram and we began to talk and fell in love over chipotle and Walmart runs. I have gotten to know the kindest, most thoughtful, and generous man of God the world has to offer. The DM It was a night out with the boys like any other. We all overcrowded a very small dorm room in Oakwood hall and we were vibin'. One of the guys in the group said that they had a hot female friend that was looking to get married. Being the overconfident ladykiller that I am, I volunteered. I hit her up on the phone and said 'hey, what's good'. Some other important things happened between now and then, and I guess we're getting married so that's cool.