Maid of Honor
The bride's eldest sister. Listens to the bride complain and tells her when to stop. Thinks wedding planning is fun (not sure how)
Best Man
Groom's childhood best friend. Likes to play tabletop games and watch Japanese cartoons with the groom. Enjoys Star Wars and collecting exotic pets.
Bridesmaid
Bride's second eldest sister. Always answers bride's phone calls when bride needs advice about life and cooking. Got straight A's throughout scholastic career.
Groomsman
Groom's longest bandmate. Has lived out of a van with the groom for many months at a time. Has an infectious laugh.
Bridesmaid
Bride's best friend since high school. Always assisting the bride with beauty and fashion needs. Born one day after the bride.
Groomsman
Groom's middle school bus buddy. Always livens up any social gathering with his outgoing personality. Has a slight resemblance to the bride's brother.
Officiant
Groom's former bandmate. Has a way with words. Enjoys texting the groom at 4am to say hi and catch up.