Common QuestionsCommon Questions
Q: Where can I park?
A: There is always parking in the rear available.
Q: What should I wear?
A: This is a formal event with some goats present... so wear the GOAT outfit you have in your closet.
Q: What happens if it rains?
A: We cry and then move inside.
Q: Where should I sit?
There will be a seating chart. If you don't like your tablemates, that's your motivation to dance more.
Q: When will dinner be served?
A: We have to check with the goats, but around 6:15... depends on how fast they run.
Q: How will dinner be served?
A: You've goat to stand in line for the buffet.
Q: Is the food Halal?
A: Of course! Its goat to be.
Q: Will there be alcohol served?
A: No, but this party will still have a goat.
Q: What if I don't like cake?
A: Then you will be escorted out by security.
Q: Why is it so far away?
A: Why are you so far away?