FAQs

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When and where is the wedding?

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Please refer to the wedding website you are currently visiting. If you or someone you are traveling with is associated with the Hoople name, please note that the start time is actually an hour earlier than listed.

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Drew, what is the best type of monkey?

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Well that’s a tricky question that requires a nuanced response. While I am partial to the great apes (gorillas, chimpanzees, and orangutans), you cannot have disrespect the merit of the proboscis monkey. You don’t see honkers like that everyday. At the end of the day, you gotta go with your gut on tough decisions like this, so I’m going to say that the best type of monkey is a gorilla. The tipping point in my opinion is their star studded cast including Koke, Harambe, and Donkey Kong. #GorillaGang4Life (Opinions expressed in this answer solely represent Drew’s perspective from years of research into monkeys. If you want Ashley’s input, please reach out directly)

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I’m not a Packers fan. Will I be allowed in the state of Wisconsin?

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We have contacted the Packers and got a one time exemption to allow for our wedding guests to enter Wisconsin even if they support a different NFL team. This one time exemption does not apply to Bears fans. If you are a Bears fan, please reach out so that we can direct you to the appropriate self help resources.

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I’m doing this physics problem and I am struggling to calculate the projected landing zone. What do I do?

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Assume projectile motion and always remember that horizontal and vertical velocity are completely independent of each other.

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Drew, how did you get so good at disc golf?

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Disc golf is pay to win. Buy more discs to score better. It’s that simple.

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Drew, what is a honker?

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Matthew Carey, a honker is a nose.

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Is the weiner dog race worth going to for the Green Bay gamblers?

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Yes.