Ashley, the brave knight, rode through the dark forests of medieval England, on a quest to save the damsel in distress, Alfred. She heard of his plight, kidnapped by an evil sorcerer who demanded his hand in marriage. With her trusty sword and loyal steed, Ashley battled her way through the sorcerer's minions. And there he was, locked in a tower, his long golden hair cascading down. As she freed him from his chains, their eyes met and it was love at first sight. They escaped together, riding into the sunset. Their love prevailed, proof that even in the darkest of times, true love can conquer all. Yep, 100% happened. Alfred really did have golden, luscious locks at some point in his life. Okay fine, maybe it didn't happen that way. But maybe it did in some alternate universe. Alfred and Ashley met at work a couple years ago as he joined her team. And like any good love story, proceeded to ignore each other's existence all during that time. It wasn't until our company offered us incentives to voluntarily quit that Alfred took notice of Ashley when she decided to take the deal and they began to talk. And yadda yadda, love grows and blossoms, and now here we are, not even a year later! Scandalous!