FAQs

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Facts from our favorite TV show, The Office.

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These are all quotes. Enjoy.

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What does marriage mean to you?

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Webster's Dictionary defines "wedding" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. Well, you know something. {We} think we are two metals. Gold medals.

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What's the dress code on this?

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I'm glad you asked – Connecticut Casual. Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business? {No, this isn't a barbeque.} (Semi-formal, cocktail attire.)

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Is there parking downtown McKinney for the reception?

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It's like a ten minute walk. No, thirty. Well, look, [we are] assigned parking place in front, so.. (There is a parking garage, as well as large public lot within a block of the venue.)

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Are we being fed?

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Let's talk about food for a second. Food for thought. Yeah, that's what I had for breakfast and I think that's probably why I'm still hungry. Hunger! Hunger for victory! Hunger for honor. Hunger for pride. Hunger for hamburger. Hunger for chicken chimichangas. Right, Darryl? That's good. Exactly. Now do you know the Civil War soldiers were hungry for? Pride! Now, each battalion had its own flag and they guarded these flags with their lives. Colonel Harrison Jeffords of the Fourth Michigan Infantry saw his flag being carried away, chased it down with nothing but a sword. Fought tooth and nail at the foot of that flag until he died. He wasn't about to let them have that flag. Pride. Right, guys? I thought that maybe we should do something special for early dinner. One last ultra feast. Mmmm, that sounds great. What are you thinking? I think it should be a surprise. (Yes, we are feeding you lunch.)

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Are there plans for after the reception?

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Daddy's here for you my wittle angels. Ok. I think that I have figured a way to get you guys out of your funk. What? Funk is the problem and the solution. That makes sense. I've taken my downstairs office and I have turned it into a place to hang out. A place where unattractive and attractive people can get together. To meet. To greet. To see the ones that you love. To love the ones that you see. (The Square in Downtown McKInney has a lot of fun places to visit and all within walking distance!)

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Are all these answers from The Office?

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Yes, we couldn't help ourselves.