Maid of Honor
“Womb mates for life”
Bridesmaid
“My love for you runs deep”
Bridesmaid
“My Swole mate”
Bridesmaid
“My forever partner in crime”
Best Man
The man, the myth. If there’s a hole there’s sure to be a tube that can fit in it. He’s sure to fill your heart with gladness. He is…Marc Zosky ladies and gentlemen.
Groomsman
A brother from the same mother. 1 in several million/billion by way of nature. Tall as he is genuine…Cary Wheeler everyone.
Groomsman
A heart, with dashing good looks and constantly dressed to impress/for success. Known far and wide for his humble strut and dance moves that turn this planet. He is, none other than Paul Conway!!!!!
Groomsman
A silver tongued devil that could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves. He makes glowing head wounds in Mexico “a thing”and trekking up mountains with the grace of an earth mover. Tyyyyyyyyyylllller Hughhhhhhhhhhhesaaaaaaaa!!!!!!