Ari: "Ari and Esther met on the Lower East Side in 2011 at a bar called Fat Baby, which has long since burned to the ground. They said that the fire was organized crime-related, but Ari and Esther know that it was their hot flames of passion who were the true culprits." Esther: "Stop. Our parents are going to read this." Ari: "Fine. Then you do it." Esther: "Fine (Esther cracks fingers) Ari and Esther yada-yada-yada, and now eight years later, they find themselves at the altar." Ari: "Chuppah." Esther: "Okay, they find themselves at the chuppah." Ari: "That's good." Esther: "Thank you."