Groom
11-year friendzone survivor. Steph Curry defender. Drone pilot. Sad Manchester United fan. Can't turn down pizza.
Bride
Freed Anthony from the friendzone. 1st Team All-League Volleyballer. Used to wear winged eyeliner everyday. Lifelong swiftie. Mom to an 18-year old cat.
Best Man
Winless against the groom in FIFA 07. Father to the flower girls. OG film photographer. Lupe Fiasco apologist. Used to headbang to Fall Out Boy.
Maid of Honor
Known as "Sidder" to the Bride. Used to make a ton of Musical.ly videos. Sour candy addict. Gen Z.
Best Man
Head chef in San Francisco. Ex-tetherball pro. Kolsch beer lover. Skipped 2nd grade. Great mustache.
Bridesmaid
Dentist by day. Subaru driver by night. Best teeth in the wedding. The whole package. Bride's first friend.
Groomsman
MMA Fighter. Film photographer. Suspected to have minor case of narcolepsy. Huge vodka cranberry fan (specifically on the SF Bay Ferry).
Bridesmaid
#4Lifer since birth. Hello Kitty lover. Always sweet, knows when to be sour. Enables the bride's thrift addiction.
Groomsman
Huge LeBron fan. Enjoys trolling the groom about the 2016 NBA Finals. Espresso martini enthusiast. In the midst of a fantasy football drought (he keeps losing).
Flower Girl
Dress designer. Plays dressup as Anna from Frozen. Has the bride wrapped around her finger.
Groomsman
Won multiple bodybuilding awards. Defending fantasy football champion. Once sang "And The Beat Goes On" with the groom. Larry June stan.
Flower Girl
Dress designer. Plays dressup as Elsa from Frozen. Has the bride wrapped around her other finger.
Groomsman
Call of Duty lifer. Actually plays defense in pickup basketball. Purchased a ton of Fortnite skins. Vinyl record collector.
Groomsman
Acclaimed Visual Designer. Usually loses to the Groom in fantasy football. Once hit a 3-pointer in pickup basketball. Groom refers to him as "The Claw".
Father of the Groom
Hit a hole-in-one at Callippe Preserve. Can be found swirling his vino. Will play Bruno Mars at every single party. Daily Keurig user.
Mother of the Groom
Strawberry lover. Scrap and sticker gal. Malibu Rum and pineapple juice hate to see her coming. Warrior fan!
Father of the Bride
Bud Light enthusiast. Usually loses to the Groom in darts. Diehard and delusional Raider fan. Loves using the live view on his Ring doorbell.
Mother of the Bride
Costco worker of 27 years. Can find her dancing to the song "Jolene". Kindest person at the wedding. Newfound love for Hoka shoes.
Cat
Daughter to the bride and groom. 18-years old and legal. Yells at parents often. Loves to sit in empty boxes. Main love language is physical touch.