Maid of Honor
My Christmas & daschound-loving bestie. Ever since her move to South Dakota, she really only associates with people who wear cowboy boots. Also hit her up for all your pitching-a-tent-in-the-dark needs. (Friend of the bride)
Maid of Honor
Honored to call her my "best girl." My sis is a freakin baller, but watch out, she might foul ya. (Sister of the bride)
Bridesmaid
Cutest baby-mama EVER. Almost a worse Catan player than her hubby, but not quite (Future sister of the bride & sister of the groom)
Bridesmaid
The most loving & adorable dog mom out there- Caleb better watch out, you never know when a new pup will show up. (Cousin of the bride)
Bridesmaid
Can't count the amount of times we have gotten asked if we were twins in public. Able to emotionally connect with any dog that she comes in contact with. Always looks amazing after running a cross country race. (Cousin of the bride)
Bridesmaid
My current roomie, the best running buddy & adventure gal around. Loves to take the scenic route on any hike ;) (Friend of the bride)
Best Man
The type of guy to laugh at his own jokes (ugly brother of the groom)
Groomsman
That person that's annoyingly good at everything he does (best-looking friend of the groom)
Groomsman
The worst Catan player in the entire world - I'm not even joking; he actually SUCKS (least favorite brother in-law of the groom)
Groomsman
Legend says he has a rhino's quad for a trap. (gingerest friend of the groom)
Groomsman
This speciman is prolly benching 3 tons with his left pinky. He's ridiculously yaked. (yammest friend of the groom)
Groomsman
Don't comment about how bad his hair looks; he might cry. Just kidding, but seriously. (weirdest friend of the groom)
Usher
Most likely to be featured in a 'Guinness World Records' book. If ya know, ya know. (fittest friend of the groom)
Usher
Recently named, "2020's Most Unlikely Single Person" by the NY Times. This man has it all. (single friend of the groom)
Usher
That guy that talks like he's Minnesotan, but really just a South Dakota boy. You can put that in the baaaaayyyyg. (best 2k player friend of the groom)
Usher
Occasionally acts like his age, but no one can fault a man for acting like a middle schooler when you spend your whole week with them. (most intimidating friend of the groom that's actually a teddy bear)