Alexis & Asa
Wedding Party
Asa Johnson
Groom
A 6' 3" righty from Frewsburg, NY. His combination of good looks and wit make him a can't miss prospect.
Alexis Sloat
Bride
A 5' 7" Southpaw from Shinglehouse, Pa. Has been described as lightning in a bottle, making her a #1 draft pick.
Jordan Sloat
Best Man
Also known as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT). Standing 5' 9" in his size 10 cleats, Jordan has been discovered as this missing piece to Asa's heart. This battery is one of the best in the games.
Carly BIlchak
Maid of Honor
An obvious choice to round out the staff, Carly is known for her versatility, her love of cats and her biceps. Sometimes mistaken for Swarly, but often considered as the mother of the team, there is no better choice for Maid of Honor.
Bret Heath
Groomsman
You may know him as calves... (they really are impressive) but Bret is much more than that. A 5 tool player from Jamestown, NY, this playmaker can do it all. His combination of speed, strength and, of course, those calves made him a must in this wedding lineup.
Mariela Ferrer
Bridesmaid
You can find Mariela either getting fit in the gym, nannying in the suburbs or lost in the deepest depths of YouTube. Her spunk and ability to turn any situation into a musical number was exactly what Alexis was missing in her life. Many would consider Mel to be their "spirit animal," making her an obvious bridesmaid candidate.
Thaddeus Johnson
Groomsman
More often than not, Thaddeus is the one not wearing a shirt or wearing a tank top... The purest athlete in the lineup, he brings a lot to the table. He will take you to school in 2K, reach the green in two on a par 5 and take you deep to the opposite field. A first ballot movie quote hall of famer, were pumped to have #5 in our wedding line-up.
Kiah Johnson
Bridesmaid
Kiah Hope Rui Qing Johnson was acquired in a block buster trade with the country of China back in 2002. Since that day the 5-2 panda lover has made herself at home in U.S.A. She can be found most of the time in the pool, sleeping or taking care of her kittens. She is the glue that keeps this team together.
Cael Johnson
Groomsman
If you can't figure out which Johnson brother is Cael, just look for the one wearing plaid and you'll know you've found him. His strength and speed is what makes him such a desirable player and completes this lineup.
Anneli Johnson
Bridesmaid
Anneli is the traveler of this group, she has made stops in China, Oklahoma and Washington D.C. since her debut. the 5-6 righty has made a career out of having clutch at bats in the annual family whiffle ball game, although her shaky defense makes her a liability in the field. Most times you can find Anneli either sipping on a PSL or watching a holiday Hallmark movie (seriously though... she loves them) This squad wouldn't be complete without her.
Tage Johnson
Groomsman
Tage's talents include sleeping in past noon, singing, eating a 5 Lb. bag of sourpatch watermelon with no help, oh, and he plays baseball too. Is often considered "the life of the party." Who wouldn't want this guy in their wedding party?
Grace Rooney
Bridesmaid
Retired third basemen turned cross-fit fiend, Grace has spent the last 2 years on the streets of Detroit. You don't want to cross her, making her a no-brainer choice for a bridesmaid.
Seth Johnson
Groomsman
The veteran presence in the clubhouse, Seth brings a wealth of knowledge and experience to this team. His upper body strength is impressive and is an intimidating presence walking off the bus. He enjoys hair gel and wearing his aviator sun glasses. This father of three is the perfect fit as the final member of this team.
Katie Sinclair
Bridesmaid
Clean-up hitter, Hall of Famer, Head Coach, Step-team Enthusiast, Master of hugs--whatever you know her by, Katie can do it all. Who wouldn't want this lovable face in your bridal line-up?