Maid of Honor
NO PARTY WITHOUT GEL'S BEST FRIEND OF A DECADE && ORIGINAL CHANDELIER SWINGER. INTRODUCED SEAN AND GELI WITH ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF THEM DATING.
Best Man
BROTHER FROM THE SAME MOTHER... HAS NEVER ACTUALLY RUN WITH THE BULLS. SPLIT SCREEN CO-OP MODE. MY BEST FRIEND.
Bridesmaid
ELDEST COUSIN ON THE VILLAREAL SIDE. FAMILY ENTERTAINER: WATCH HER NAE NAE.
Groomsman
DIVE BUDDY FOR LIFE. IS *THE GODFATHER* [OF BEER DYE]. GETTING ICED AT THE WEDDING.
Bridesmaid
EVERYONE'S CHEERLEADER. VARIETY PACK.
Groomsman
COLLEGE ROOMMATE. UNBIASED THIRD PARTY THAT NEVER SIDES WITH ME.
Bridesmaid
WITH A VOICE OF REASON UNTIL SHE'S NOT. VARIETY PACK.
Groomsman
COOL UNDER PRESSURE AND IN THE SURF. THE ALLIANCE SURVIVES.
Bridesmaid
OUR GIGGLY *ACTUAL* VOICE OF REASON.
Groomsman
IS A TEXAN. THIRD GENERATION TEXAS TOAST © . TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS.
Bridesmaid
SPITFIRE WITH A CAUSE. KEEPS US WOKE.
Groomsman
COLLEGE ROOMMATE. FUTURE STATESMAN. BRAINS OF THE OPERATION.
Bridesmaid
SINGLE-HANDEDLY KEEPING DISNEY AFLOAT. AN "IS-IT-CHRISTMAS-YET?"-STATE OF MIND.
Groomsman
COLLEGE ROOMMATE. ACTUAL MASTERMIND AND COMPETITIVE TO A FAULT.