Stephanie & Andrew
Wedding Party
Mikey
Best Man
Mikey is basically Andy's bigger, smarter, more capable brother, only you know, not related at all.
Natalie
Maid of Honor
Natalie is Steph's sister. She likes long walks on the beach and back rubs. Actually, she does not like to be touched. Don't touch her.
Tommy
Groomsman
He's Andy's cousin, their favorite childhood memory are their dads' saying "no" together in unison.
Noor
Bridesmaid
Noor is Steph's cousin. She makes delicious mint juleps. She also has a clothing line you should check out.
Little Jay
Groomsman
He's little, he's Jay. He's Little Jay.
Amy
Bridesmaid
Amy is always on a fad diet and it's working.
Joe
Groomsman
Joe is the bamboo of hair growth.
Stephanie
Bridesmaid
Yes, her name is also Stephanie. She likes pineapples and always has an appropriate energy level in public situations.
Nick
Groomsman
Nick's a lawyer, he's alright. He is Steph's brother, too.
Renée
Bridesmaid
Renée is really good at scrabble. Like annoyingly good.
Brian
Officiant
Brian has Andy's face tattooed on his leg, he's making this marriage official.
John Dog Van Damm
Ring Bearer
Sometimes he bites but he only has like seven teeth.