We're keeping it classy casual, so look cute but be comfortable-- and if a ballgown makes you comfy, then SLAY! Wear whatever makes you feel nice and ready to be photographed. Regarding weather: We'll start in the late afternoon and go into the evening, but there will be heat lamps!
Your children are too cute and we love them, but this is an adults-only event. There will be free-flowing alcohol, sharp corners as far as the eye can see, and Naomi can't have cute kids upstaging her! If you can tear yourself away from your littles, we'd love to have you!
If you have to ask this, you don't know us very well! For the safety of us and all of our guests -- and because we don't want anyone to look back on our wedding as a very fancy superspreader-- we would like everyone as protected and as least likely to be a carrier as possible*. This also ensures that, after our lovely wedding, we're all healthy enough to go do our various jobs, many of which depend on testing negative for covid. *vaccination reduces the probability of infection, of spreading that infection, and of getting Long Covid by A LOT.
You're too kind! But after 13 years and three animals together, we have all the household items we could need-- or fit -- in our apartment. Donating to our honeymoon fund, so we can enjoy new experiences as a married couple, would be greatly appreciated!!!
Both! The ceremony and dinner will be outdoors. Dancing will be indoors, and you can grab beverages indoors. There will be heat lamps and plenty to keep you warm, but bring a wrap if you know you tend to get chilly!
Everyone with a long-term partner that we know will get a separate invitation! If you are single, you will be seated with someone you are friends with. We ain't meeting anyone new on our wedding day, okay?
You bet your sweet bippy she's gonna be there!
If you have a MEDICAL dietary restriction, there will be a place to note that in the invitation. If there's just a food you don't like, don't worry, there will be plenty - PLENTY - that you *will* like!
If you're invited to our wedding, you know we'd love to hear from you. However, please direct all other questions to our wedding planner, Emily, at hello@heartthrobweddings.com
Everyone? Everyone you knew wore those lewd Boardwalk t-shirts that barely qualify as single entendres? You don't just remember seeing them for sale? You remember actual people wearing them? People you knew? Anyway, as far as I can google, they are still in business.