Wedding Party

Steph

Bride

That one weirdo you probably already know. Steph enjoys painting, reading, video games, and laughing at blood and gore in horror movies. She has NOT stolen any geese to train as a fearful army or tried to hack and rehabilitate any cybermen, only thought about it. She met Andrew in college when she sat down at his table, said "hi", and Andrew promptly got up and left without a word. Found out later that was his "move"... it worked.

Andrew

Groom

Handsomest king of nerds. Has developed a magic gift for avoiding all pictures. Got roped into this. FREEBIRD!

Kelly

Maid of Honor

Steph's baby sister. Beautiful, funny and possibly feral. Do not cross her, she will hiss, maybe bite. Cries when children sing or if there is a sad dog commercial but laughs when anyone falls down. Knows most of her colors and shapes and can count past 10 without using her fingers. Has all her own teeth, has not stolen anyone else's. Is the type of girl that makes friends with the crying girl in the bar bathroom. In other words, Steph's perfect Maid of Honor. Also Called Andrew and told him to ask Steph out... because Steph was too chicken and Andrew was oblivious.

Matt

Best Man

Caitlin

Bridesmaid

Look at this beautiful angel. Behold! Caitlin has known Steph since 2nd grade. Somehow she still tolerates and claims her. "Forced" Steph to be a cheerleader after convincing her to go to college with her... where Steph met Andrew. Caitlin is a sassy, take no crap bad ass that Steph is so proud to call her best friend. Without her life would have been the battle shits.

Keith

Groomsman

Andrew Krans

Honorary Best Man

Levi

Honorary Groomsman

Diane

Mother of the Bride

What to say about nana DanDan? Enjoys crocheting while watching reality tv, playing card and boardgames (beware, she's a hitter) and tripping on acrons while taking her grimlin for a walk. Has perfected the ability to hear Eli burp from any room in the house, possibly able to feel it when he does it in a different house. "Adopted" Andrew during the college years and forced him to watch flavor of love and eat food that was not from Janzow. Also, put Steph in the art program at concordia... where Steph met Matt who introduce her to Andrew.

Aloha

Mother of the Groom

Mike

Father of the Bride

Mikey! Micker! Mike-a-roo! Put Steph in every sport and activity to keep her out of trouble. And as any good dad did, embarrassed the hell out of her. From being a girl scout den mother when nobody else would take our troop, To volentolding Steph to become a softball pitcher, drummer in marching band, and a science Olympiad nerd. His plan Almost worked. Forcing Steph out of the house to go to the roller rink with her friends made her a teenager that discovered boys... Sorry, Dad. Now he enjoys spending time with grandkids and watching anime. It is almost certainly past his bedtime.

Jim

Father of the Groom

Cara

Head leaf girl

Steph's Oldest niece. RAWR XD Hit em with the "HEE HEE!"

Alice

Leaf Girl

Cara's little sister. Does not fully understand just yet how crazy of a family she was born into. She gonna learn by the time this wedding rolls around.

Greyson

Ring Bear

Eli

Game Master

Steph's oldest and only son. This kid... smart, creative, kind, funny, and the loudest, angriest video gamer of all time. Like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde or like smart hulk? Has to be reminded by his sister to use "left hand anger." (if you must throw or punch things, do it with your non dominant hand.) Really the sweetest most fun guy, and great with younger kids. Will be a very good game master.

Lily

Photographer/ Game Assistant

Steph's youngest and only daughter. Lily is a wicked talented visual artist. Also funny and smart, her creativity shines through in every artistic medium she tries. However, she might be a trash dragon? She keeps empty wrappers as her hoard and prefers to sleep during the day. Steph doesn't know if she should be seeking a cure or just accept that Lily is a teenager.

Rick

Officiant

Panda

Best good boy

Not actually a part of the party but a big part of our hearts. Panda is Andrew and Steph's fluffiest child. He will be sending along dog hair clothing glitter as his gift for us to share through hug osmosis. You're welcome.