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Waves crashed dramatically against the hull of the SS SkinnyTimmy, as it drifted obliquely somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. The ship began to sink due to crew indifference, and the passengers were called to their lifeboats. Laura and Andrew were assigned to the same boat, and met as they were lowered into the tumultuous waters below. Laura was a furious little air traffic controller, and Andrew was a basketball boy. Their first date was a two-week survival scenario, marooned on a tiny abandoned island where they awaited rescue. Laura would cook, usually sand and tree bark, while Andrew would mostly play video games. Andrew was immediately infatuated with Laura’s beauty and brilliance, while Laura really liked Andrew’s pants collection. Upon returning to the mainland, Laura and Andrew decided to make things official, got face tattoos of each other, and began dating. Two years later, they have a home, a tiny dog, and a shared hatred of rotten sushi. — Our REAL story: We met on Hinge and fell in love very quickly. We both knew pretty much immediately that we were going to be each other’s person.