Best Man
The BEST MAN of the hour... This lefty ace brings a change up that can't be touched, and a behind the back spin move that is simply unguardable. He comes in with an ability to quote old-school stand-up comedy and movies that can't be riveled. Still the reigning champ on the slopes as "Mac," and at running for miles through a temple. He is the only man I know that can finish a pound of cheese and wonder if he's intolerant to it. He brings a desire to see and experience the world, and has stayed in a record-breaking 50% of hostels worldwide. He has been my #1 role model and best friend for as long as I can remember. Please welcome, the best man of the hour, Matt Schwab.
Groomsman
This bucket-hatted man comes in with the full ability to run every position on the court from the 1 to the 5, having starred as a Center in the rec league not too long ago. He has a unique ability to sweat no matter what he does, can make friends with anyone and everyone, and is a poker and monopoly legend. He is one of the most easily likable people I know, and has been getting me in trouble for stealing a seat, going all the way back to the 3rd grade. Please welcome, Dori Deen.
Groomsman
At 7' 4", this player coach comes in, well scratch that, stays outside to drain every 3 pointer he takes. As the reigning champ of the Greek League 7 years running. This guy comes in as the right man to watch any rom com with, has a contagious laugh about 7 octaves above his voice, and has been a true friend since high school. Please welcome, Nick Kafkalas.
Groomsman
This next young man lives the tragic life of being a Jets fan. He comes in as the only licensed one of us to save us when we need. He brings a confidence like no other to the game of baseball, and although no one knows for sure, he may be the reigning champ of the "ice bowl". He has been a true friend since college, and is the proud poppa of one special Chihuahua. Please welcome, Alex Schoifet.
Groomsman
This king of the bowling alley, comes in as the only person, to this day, I've ever seen shoot over a 200 on the lanes. He is one of the nicest people I know, and he somehow has a 250% better shooting average when leaning against a stool. He is known to have a tough time studying when other people want to watch "Arrested Development" in his room. He was the proud co-owner of a ping pong table instead of a dining room table in the lovely city of Bethesda, and has been one of my best friends since college. Please welcome, Greg Pekar.
Groomsman
One of my oldest friends, this teammate in pool basketball, was part of the duo that constantly got destroyed by the Sri Lankan star. He brings an irrational fear of yellow labs named "Jesse," and can be spotted around town driving a souped-up Yankees Minivan to caravan to the Red Sox vs Yankees game. He has been a true friend throughout my life, and is just about the only reason I got through any history class ever. Please welcome, Ben Brezel.
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