Groom
Bride
Groomsman
Strengths: Turkey brining, cider pressing, deep frying Weaknesses: hosting a party after 8:30PM, McDonald's value menu, sciatica
Bridesmaid
Strengths: ability to genuinely laugh at anyone's dumb jokes, can destroy you (physically) 💪 Weaknesses: tragic on the dance floor, Venti sized Starbucks drinks
Groomsman
Strengths: anything artsy, achieving new heights (via climbing trees), disc golf Weaknesses: got married on the groom's birthday, distracted by cats, lotion
Bridesmaid
Strengths: karaoke at any time anywhere, puns that are so bad it would make your dad cringe, can destroy you (legally) Weaknesses: karaoke at any time anywhere, puns that are so bad it would make your dad cringe, can destroy you (legally)
Groomsman
Strengths: dog uncle, caffeine free, chick flicks of varying quality Weaknesses: cookie dough ice cream, chick flicks of varying quality
Bridesmaid
Strengths: quoting chick flicks, uncanny thrifting abilities, vacuuming Weaknesses: coke zero, waking up at 6 am every day, knowing one too many details about serial killers
Groomsman
Strengths: World of Warcraft, ability to jazz up a frozen pizza, counting Weaknesses: redheads, deep desire for a facial scar, IBS
Bridesmaid
Strengths: #plantbased, calligraphy, grew a full human Weaknesses: sounds vaguely like Daria, only eats one bite of dessert
Officiant
Bridesmaid
Strengths: mean Gru impersonation, fellow Florida Gator, eerie ability to conjure free things Weakness: vodka lemonades, tall men
Ring Bearer
Flower Girl
Dog of Honor
Queen of it All