why did you even come? im too cool for you

Amira went dumpster diving one day. She found a little worm that was dirty and ungrateful. The worm smelled of moist socks and burnt cheese. Amira being the generous queen that she is gave the stupid thang a chance at life and brought it to a washing machine place. She was rich but she spent her good 1 dollar on a washing machine. She took the nasty thang in there and put water scented stuff in there. The worm came out shiny and a little less stanky but was just as ugly. This worm turned out to be Leo. Leo now proceeds to make Amira marry him for 1 million dollars