Maid of Honor
Meghan and Amanda met while prowling the mean streets of Monterey during their turbulent youth. Their connection was instant, their love for each other has proven to be ever lasting. In the words of Chandler Bing "Could they BE any better friends??!?!"
Bridesmaid
Anyssa earned this position due to her cold calculating maneuvers to bring Frank and Amanda together over the years. To be quite honest, this wedding means much more to her than us...
Bridesmaid
Carey is Frank's sister, therefore she was able to crowbar her way into the wedding party. Well played Carey, well played... In all seriousness folks, Amanda couldn't be happier to have Carey as her new sister.
Bridesmaid
Meghan is Amanda's sister-in-law. Her kind spirit and gentle soul have been a lighthouse beacon to Amanda in a stormy sea of emotion.
Bridesmaid
These two met in Kindergarten, after consuming what can only be described as toxic amounts of glue, they paired up. Seems as if the glue did it's trick, cause they are still "stuck" together. Get it???? But seriously folks, they grew up together and were inseparable, and Ashley will always be the "Tweedledum" to Amanda's "Tweedledee".
Bridesmaid
These two shared some wild nights in their PB days, forging a lifelong friendship that can only be borne of over consumption of alcohol, and horrendous twenty-something decisions. Corrinne has been like family to Amanda over the years, and she is over the MOON to have her in her wedding party.
Best Man
After clawing his way out of his mother's womb, Jeremy was thrown directly into the path of hurricane Frank. "Welcome to the lion's den kid" "Wait a minute, what was I just in??" "I was in there before you brother, and trust me, if you had any sense you'd crawl right back in..." Despite this less than auspicious beginning, Jeremy began to grow on Frank. Which brings us to our current state of affairs, where I'm honored to have this insufferable little prick standing next to me.
Hetero-Life Partner
When people have asked what "hetero-life partner" means, I've struggled with the correct way to describe it. Basically, just think of a "homosexual partner", minus the gay sex stuff. Many people probably thought this would be Frank and Preston standing up there together on December 18th... SUCK IT HATERS!!
Groomsman
Frank's Cousin and resident Italian Stallion. Jared will be handling all security needs, and also over consumption of, well, EVERYTHING.
Groomsman
Don't worry folks, there WILL be a doctor on the premises!!! Dave has taught Frank a great deal over the years, including the true nature of gender fluidity and the dangers of toxic masculinity.
Groomsman
Don't be scared when this wild eyed maniac hits the dance floor, he is all heart. Just don't talk directly to him, or look him in the eye, or get him wet after midnight. Okay, I'm gonna level with ya, it's best you just deal with his wife Christine, she's the only reason this man is still in one piece.
Groomsman
Nick and Frank have been thick as thieves since High School. The fact that they have both convinced beautiful women to marry them is NOTHING short of a miracle.
Groomsman
This hippy at heart was Amanda’s protector as they grew up in the mean streets of Rancho Cucamonga. Frank is not only excited to gain him as a brother but very hopeful he will protect him the same way he did her all those years. Except it may be more challenging because A LOT of people don’t like Frank.
Junior Maid of Honor
This position is Addison's birth rite, and she will NOT be denied!!
Best Little Guy
One way or another this kid is walking down the isle, we would call him the ring bearer but there’s no chance we’re taking that risk.
Flower Girl