Best Man
Matt’s oldest friend-literally and figuratively. For 25 years Alex has been the most consistent and reliable staple of Matt’s friendships. From goofing off in the rainbow room to State Champion doubles partners (no thanks to us), Alex and Matt have done it all, making him a no brainer choice to stand beside him at the alter. Provided he doesn’t burst into flames.
Best Man
Matt’s known Keenan since grade school, but it wasn’t until high school gym class that they immediately gelled over their sense of humor. Any joke Matt would make, Keenan was always willing to double down and go knee deep. After years of sleepovers, discovering RI’s coolest spots and sharing dank memes, no one has embraced comedic genius like Brother Keenan. Truly a GOAT
Groomsman
Matt’s first bully when he moved into the neighborhood in the 2nd grade. Mike later apologized when Matt became twice his size, and since has become one of Matt’s best friends. From buffoonery on the back of the bus to his countless attempts to poison Matt with “food” he found in the backyard, Mike continues to call him monthly with bad jokes he found on a popsicle stick.
Groomsman
It was love at first suspension. It was as if Ben filled up a Mountain Dew bottle with gasoline and set Matt’s soul on fire. No one has pulled off more ridiculous and memorable antics with Matt. From the invention of Hot Sauce roulette to turning the name, “Duarte!” into a rallying cry, Ben continues to be one of the funniest and most cherished friends Matt has.
Groomsman
Matt didn’t meet Colin. Colin was a program invented to be cloned exactly like Matt in every single way. Except 1/8 his size. If you didn’t catch the Austin Powers reference, that’s okay Colin did. No one shares a stronger bond with Matt over their love of terrible movies, obscure sports statistics, and their heated rivalry of pettiest board game player
Groomsman
Before Matt met Cameron, he met his alter ego Dino, playing after school football shredding Aeropostale shirts off the bodies of his victims like it was his life’s purpose. Matt naturally decided it was wiser to befriend the beast than to stand its path, out of pure fear. Since being domesticated, Matt and Cameron have had some of the most entertaining experiences from Patriots games to Vegas and all the pranks in between
Groomsman
When Matt asked Brandon to be a groomsman on the biggest day of his life, Brandon replied with the most enthusiastic, “Will there be girls there?!” Brandon is the longest member of the OG friend group known for sleeping over Matt’s house every night, playing all of his video games, wearing all of his hats, and eating all of his Mom’s cooking. From Six Flags trips to playing wingman at the Colosseum, Brandon’s legend will always be in having the best original quotes of all time
Groomsman
As this was being written, John already found himself at the top of the trade ban list for the 2025 Fantasy Football Season. John was the roommate Matt never had; watching every sporting event, spouting the most controversial takes of all time (Mac Jones top 12?!), and demanding apologies from each other that never come. From running the Beer Pong Table to surviving Buffalo, John will always be Matt’s #1 choice to share a Continental Breakfast with
Groomsman
When we were kids, anytime we did something bad, Billy was our favorite scapegoat to blame. The kicker is, Matt didn’t even know Billy was a real person. Since discovering he’s human, Billy has been Matt’s go to for old sitcoms, his prime sidekick in defeating Bowser, and most famous of all, his Benedict Arnold for consistency stealing his draft picks. No matter what though, Billy is always good for a bad pun
Groomsman
Matt’s known Nick since he was barely out of diapers. Nick is iconic for being the lovable laugh track to their shenanigans, whether it was Mrs. Bozigian telling them to get to class or the unamused look on the Lil Rhody manager’s face before banning them from Moosetracks ice cream for life. From being the last two to fall asleep at a sleepover to shooing off swingers on cruise ships, Nick revels most in being the Head Brewmaster for the hottest tea (Obviously)
Groomsman
Matt’s puppet show partner in crime. Joe is the kind of guy where if Matt wants to do something and everyone else is too shy for the task, Joe charges in with an unwavering fearlessness. From the Long Island Challenge to never being able to eat roast beef again, Matt can always rely on Joe for a good time
Groomsman
Matt saved Mark’s life outside of a Piano Bar once and, much like JD Vance, hasn’t heard a thank you once. Mark is the record holder for most “Roommate of the Month” awards, acting as the Adelaide Maid as well as Exterminator in his 3 years living with Matt. From Block Island trips to bangers at the Votta’s, no one is more reliable to grab a drink with than Mark
Groomsman
Allen is the best athlete that Matt has ever seen in the flesh. If you don’t believe it, just ask Allen, he’ll tell you. Matt met Allen 15 years ago in English class when he was looking for casualties to impale midair after school on the Scott School gridiron. After Matt caught a TD over his face without a scratch, Allen decided Matt was worthy of friendship and has ever since glorified his make-believe athleticism in his 30s in an attempt to bring him back to cornhole.
Groomsman
Javier is three things: The Master of Ceremonies for all things board games, a Guru in all things cinema, and above all, he is the Duke. Matt took interest in Javier when he had a unique opinion on, well, just about everything, and has since been his champion for new experiences. From their first time at Level 99 to their first pole dance, Matt can always count on Javier to keep him humble by waiting at the Mario Party podium to drink his milkshake
Matron of Honor
Boo, as she’s affectionately known, first became friends with Amandarose during paper wars in religion class and through a green M&M folder that served as Kaeli’s (Boo’s) protector. Since those early days, they’ve been classmates, roommates, and partners in countless laughs. From late-night talks to sunburns and an excessive supply of aloe in Aruba, they’ve shared some of Amandarose’s favorite memories. She feels so lucky that Boo will be part of this one, too.
Maid of Honor
Amandarose’s one and only little sister—Momo, the surprise second twin. She thought she was getting another brother, but instead came this chaotic yet irresistibly charming burst of energy. Amandarose had always wanted a sister, and she finally got one. Momo has taken her to the cutest coffee shops, helped her chase the perfect aesthetic, been her gym buddy, and served as her forever hype woman. Slay queen! 👑
Bridesmaid
Amandarose and Miranda have been dancing through life together since third grade—choreographing dance routines for her parents, singing the national anthem together, and showing off their moves at Free Play. From school days to dance floors, they’ve shared countless fun moments, and Amandarose is so excited that she’ll be part of this one too!
Bridesmaid
Amandarose met Ayesha at Denny’s after complimenting her sweater while she was applying for the job—and it’s been nonstop fun ever since. They’ve celebrated birthdays, shared countless girls' nights, and always knew how to order the perfect margaritas at Applebee’s—with an extra shot of Jose. Amandarose is beyond excited to have her standing by her side!
Bridesmaid
Amandarose and Emily first met on a college visit, where she was Amandarose’s host—and somehow managed to lose her on the ski trip (off to a great start, but she did find her!). That chance meeting led to years of unforgettable girls' nights in Boston, endless laughs, and memories Amandarose will always cherish. She’s so grateful to have Emily(Fluff) by her side… just as long as she keeps track of her this time!
Bridesmaid
Erica and Amandarose met at Hurd Auto Mall, where Erica took Amandarose under her wing despite her total lack of sales experience. What began as mentorship turned into trivia nights, nonstop laughs, and a trip to LA for “our daughter” (don’t ask—or do). From coworkers to partners-in-crime, Erica’s been a key part of Amandarose’s journey, and she’s thrilled to have her by her side on the big day.
Ring Bearer
Benjamin is the first of the new generation of Pardy's, making time in his busy schedule of joyriding in his Bronco and watching Bluey to be the ring bearer to his Uncle and new Auntie. Always dressed to the nines in his bright blue glasses, Benjamin's other hobbies include bouncing up and down, closing doors and telling dogs to shut up!