Matron of Honor
My big sister, who always pushes me to be the best version of myself and always pulled me out of the bushes after a night out on the town. I am so glad your Husband met my future Husband on a crew van in Virginia. We are in this pilot wife life together sister! Should we write a book? I love you Boggie! Thanks for being my rock and encouraging me to be the woman I am today.
Maid of Honor
Sammy Jane. my baby sister, my Samager. Thanks for always being my chaperone when we are out in the wild and keeping my life organized even when my phone is under the sea. No matter how hard I tried to run away from you when we were kids, I am so thankful to have a little sister like you and I could not imagine a life without!
Bridesmaid
If you would have told me freshman year I was about to meet a life long friend on the volleyball team I would have said you are crazy! I am so glad I stopped being shy and scared of you and we have had the last 20 years together. Fishy and Gator, Dead eye, and Michelle Branch for LIFE.
Bridesmaid
Doodle and Noodle BFF4Ever. Well that is what was written in sharpie all over the freshly painted house in Tuxford before we moved, Sorry Chip! Friends for 30 years and while we may have spent most of our lives miles apart but we always stay connected together through our hearts. Here's to overalls, french braids, and matching nikes making a comeback!
Bridesmaid
I am so glad you married my cousin Hunter. Not only did he marry the love of his life, he married the woman that would became one of my best friends, including but not limited to Spencer's ratchet spirit animal. I love the bond the four of us have and I can not wait for all the adventures ahead in life, including timing our first born children accordingly. Messi Jessi, remember, its all shits and giggles until....
Bridesmaid
My Swole Sista for life. My Hype girl. The best storyteller. You are the ultimate Jennifer Tanniston to my Jackie Tan. Thanks for never leaving the beach until sunset to ensure we were soaking up all the rays to maximize our tan, and most importantly never letting me sell myself short so I could finally find the man of my dreams.
Bridesmaid
Sister Steph. Miss Green Queen. The timing of our friendship was no accident. I am so glad you put those dirty server fingers all over the food and eventually found your way to me. Thanks for always being the best friend a girl could ask for no matter how many open tickets we have. Thanks for taking extra care of your tenants in hampstead and never leave home with out the naner pants. The maker of the J's and my ride or die for ever!
Bridesmaid
Everyone said NEVER LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. Well guess what, we did it. We had the cutest house in midtown and more importantly some of the most significant growth molding us to the women we are today. I will always cherish our years at 885 Monroe. You will always be my twisted sister, from our dads being in KA together at FSU to your brother in law being my boss, we were meant to find each other. I will always drop everything to kill the roaches as long and you handle the reptiles.
Bridesmaid
So what I took a tumble. The anthem of 2008. I am sorry I hazed you on big sister reveal in DZ, but I am so glad I met you at Appalachian State and we were then able to navigate our lives together as we embarked on adulthood. We were broke, we hated our jobs, but damn we had a good time. From witch boots, tricks, lessons to be learned and many hidden agendas. I would not change a thing. Together we can do anything, and I will always cherish our special bond and sisterhood. Our wedding would not be the same with out the Queen of Catfish.
Bridesmaid
Betty. THE MEATBALLS! I will never forget meeting you in Bio lab freshman year of college thinking man that Lauren girl is cool. Shortly after you became my sorority sister, then I lived in your garage for a summer ( well on the couch my closet was in the garage) then we became roommates in Charlotte as we entered into the real world. We always hosted to most epic parties, lets be serious. Most of all we built a life long friendship that I am thankful for everyday! I am most thankful that you still love me after leaving every cabinet door open for the duration of our living situation.
Bridesmaid
After years of stalking me on the Blackburn Betties tennis team as our fearless leader, I finally gave in to your antics and started hanging out. I am so thankful for your persistence because I ended up turning my favorite tennis partner into a lifelong friend. Thanks for not crying or getting mad when I hit you in the back with a tennis ball and did not apologize but in turn yelled at you for not ducking. Thanks for making me semi dress better when Spencer proposed. I can not wait until Hana can be our official DD for LIFE.
Best Man
My best man and a large part of why this day is going to happen. I cannot wait to be your brother! looks like the master plan worked! Thank God you went out with us in Virginia that night. Since then we've been in a constant state of shenanigan. I'm so happy you'll be right beside me when I marry my best friend. Now, time to be hood rats.
Groomsman
My hunting and wagering buddy. We haven't always gotten along like this, but I sure have enjoyed having you as a friend and as my little brother. -like had a choice on the latter!
Groomsman
I'm so damn glad the stars aligned, and I got to live with you and Mike. You are and incredible friend and confidant and I'm honored to have been your friend all these years.
Groomsman
Who wants to go to the casino tonight? The second busiest man I know, but probably one of the warmest. I know we don't talk as often as we used to but I know who to call if I need an unsolicited "I f**kin' love you." Love you buddy.
Groomsman
My best friend in A town and it's not even close. I've never met a single human being that is willing to bend over backwards like you do constantly for me. Thanks for helping with all you do and thanks for keeping your fridge stocked with Coors!
Groomsman
This man needs no introduction, but I will give you some gratitude. Thanks for always taking care of my girl. You guys have such a wonderful friendship, and I couldn't be happier that you agreed to stand up with us on this awesome day!
Groomsman
The only man alive to have seen my big ass stand up on a surf board. The single easiest person to be around, and the best chilling partner you could ask for. INSTANT vacation hangover any time I leave your vicinity. Now, time for a coupled approach.
Groomsman
Aside from my uncle, who in large part is the only reason I'm a pilot, You have been the greatest help to me in my career. You have always been there to help me and give me the most sound advice, but you also bought a few rounds of duck farts... So maybe we're even. Love you Buzz!
Groomsman
My brother from another mother. The original original gangster. I've known you since 7th grade, and you are still the single hardest working son of a gun that I know. I love watching your young family grow. You've always been a great friend, and always there for me. I'm looking forward to doing some beer drinking in the new garage!
Groomsman
You are a modern art masterpiece. You are the guy with the memes. You are a damn good friend. We've been though a lot and I still look forward to being big time brothers, even when there's nothing on the books. I love your big goofy android loving self, and when I get home ima teach you how to juggle.