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This right here is my sis Carly. She popped outta my mother a mere 2 years before I did. That's actually how we met. This Bitch and I go all the way back. She likes playing NURTS or KANTASTA or any game for that matter, until she is losing that is... see Carly is extremely competitive and that's putting it lightly... if you are winning against her you are everything she hates and she will let you know it. She is also a mom to NOT 1 NOT 2 BUT 3 amazing little boys but never a little girl haha to bad so sad. For this reason she is constantly on our case to have kids so that she can finally have a baby girl lol. She is either the most outgoing person in the room or the laziest and there is no in between lol. But then again she earns that right after all she is raising 3 kids under the age
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of 8. Sorry folks this lady is off the market. She and Tyler (best man) have been together for 14 years and married 10. But in all seriousness this sis of mine is the BOMB! Carly you are the BEST sister a girl could ever ask for. I envy you, I look up to you, your beautiful, your smart, your caring, your determined, you always know how to cheer me up or make me laugh. I love that your always willing to let loose and have fun even if it means we look ridiculous. Your one of the few people I can truly just be myself around. I am so glad we have grown so close over the years. I honestly don't know what I would do without you. Your my farty Carly for life. I can not wait to have you stand by my side as we enter this next chapter of life.
Best Man
This douche is Tyler. He is married to Aly's Sister Carly. I mean he's kind of family so we put up with him. He likes to clean and spends a lot of his time just organizing shit. Because you know.... it's "Fun". Sometimes we even make a mess and watch him scurry around trying to perfect it all and we laugh and laugh. Ah its really a good time had by us all. He likes to spend his free time in the garage wood making, we don't have the heart to tell him that he's not very good so unfortunately for Carly she has to suck it up and display it all in her home. Probably why they don't have many people over. But we are very proud of him and what he has accomplished OR that's at least what we are suppose to say... right mom?! I mean its not easy but he's family so we don't really have a choice.
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All kidding aside Tyler you are an amazing father to your boys and co-parent to Keda. You always want what's best for everyone and you always see the good in others. We love you and love your fun outgoing personality. You are so smart and talented and we are so lucky that we have someone that we can count on no matter what. You never cease to amaze us. Now if only we could teach you how to estimate rocks properly lol We can't complain to much after all you are always willing to lend a hand whenever we need it. Tyler you are an incredible friend and brother. Thank you
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I met this stunning gal when my baby brother brought her home to prove to us all that she did actually exist and he wasn't just making her up. Of course he didn't know we were paying her but that's okay right?! And it totally worked I mean somewhere along the lines Amiee Jean fell for my lil bro, to all of our amazement ,and she has been stuck... I mean madly in love with him for 3 1/2 years now. Poor, poor Amiee lol . Aims is a parts technician @ Bobcat of Nisku. Amiee works so well with others that Bobcat specifically opened a new location in Nisku just for her to work at and by that I mean she is the only one there lol. She wears the pants in the relationship, and has Austin so whipped that he has supper made and on the table for when she gets home from work. Girl you have to teach
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me how to do that ๐๐ Amiee loves all things owls. Cool little story. Austin actually has a tattoo on his forearm of an owl and got it before they met. So when Amiee saw that she took it as a sign that it was meant to be. Amiee you are so beautiful, funny and strong. We admire how dedicated you are to all your goals and how independent you can be. You make my baby bro so happy and that means so much to me. Your competitive as all hell and we love it! You never let anything stand in your way and you finish everything you start. I finally got the little sister I always wanted and you fit perfectly into our crazy family! Love you
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This here fella is Brett. Marc has known this goof ball since they were in their mommy's tummies. Brett works as a computer engineer and from what we've heard he is pretty good. Which blows our minds because we can't picture Brett being serious about anything. Marc and Brett once made up a game called "King & Queen" in which they would put their pj's over their shoulders and run around the house. The King would chase the Queen. And no, no one knows how you get caught or tagged or really even the point of this game but it made sense to them ๐ As a matter of fact these two are notorious for making up games that were completely pointless to the rest of human kind. Like "Top Score" a game played with dice ( how many dice no one really knows as it always changed) you roll all the dice
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and count up the total numbers you rolled and whomever got the "topest" ( their words not mine) score won. Yes because adding constantly throughout a game is what is considered fun these days. But see this game never really ended because they would just keep rolling and rolling and rolling and in some weird messed up way it brought them joy. Whether you two are posing for cars driving down a hill with your shorts made into thongs or just simply playing another game you two made up, you two are down right hilarious. You bring out the inner child in each other and there is nothing better then that. Brett your facial expressions are second to none, your laugh is insanely contagious, and any time your around fun is guaranteed. Means the world to have you stand with us.
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This here fine ass lady is named Sarah. Sarah is allergic to, oh damn what was it again, oh yeah EVERYTHING. Yes that is correct every single thing you could possibly ever think of. So if you see her eating or drinking anything run up to her, slap it out of her hands and with a stern fist say NO! That being said just because she's allergic to it doesn't mean she won't have it. We are actually all surprised she is still alive lol. Yes our lovely Sarah likes to live life on the edge, but hey that's why we love her. Sarah ,if I had it my way ,would win the award for BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME every single year. Yes this girl is extremely talented and takes dress up time as serious as anyone could possibly take it. We first bonded over
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our love for dogs and it just took off from there. Sarah is very smart and sweet and kind and has such a big heart (especially for dogs and kids). My god this woman is going to make an incredible mom one day. Sarah is one of the most caring and loving people I know. I was a little intimidated when we first met because she was so confident and so comfortable in her own skin and that's something many people sought- after. Sarah is engaged to Jj Stordal. And just so you know how confident this girl is ,SHE proposed to him! Thank you Sarah for always being there for me to talk to. I always have such a good time when you and JJ come to visit. Thank you for being apart of this day with us.
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Jj (John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt) nah just kidding his real name is Jonathan. I know its disappointing, I mean how cool would that be?! JJ is the type of guy that will order 3lbs of the hottest hot wings known to man and go to town on them then sit there and look like he just got his heart broke because his nose and eyes are running so bad. He once settled an argument between a group of people who were saying " your gay, no your gay" by yelling "I'll come down there and show you who's gay". I mean it was brilliant. He is so dedicated to video games that he once sat there playing guitar hero while his friends shoot roman candles at him. If he were to hold a record it would be for injuring himself. Whether it be while snowboarding, playing hockey, mountain biking or even tubing Jj has
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broke it all. Even his shoulder blade, I mean who the hell breaks their shoulder blade?! JJ works as a shop service manager at Spartan Controls and is co-owner of Morning Son Canada and an avid guitar player. JJ you are one of the most creative minds we know. Marc says you are the best to go on an adventure with. You can be the funniest guy and still hold a serious conversation. You are such a deep, intellectual thinker and one of a kind. Thank you for being such an incredible friend, business partner and for being the one who brought us together. Thank you for saying yes to being up there with us.
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This stunning man is Aly's little brother Austin also known as Little Man. Estimator by day ,Lady gaga enthusiast by night. This poor boy use to be forced to dress up in his sister's clothes and heels, which might explain a lot lol. His sister's loved him muchly but enjoyed torturing him much more. Somehow, someway he made it out of that dark and sad time in his life moved onto newer and bigger things like being a mama's boy. Austin is notorious for not thinking just doing. Example please!! My pleasure. He used a beer bottle as a tee before didn't end well. He hit a ski jump (that was closed because someone had literally just gotten seriously injured on it) and got a concussion right in front of the ski patrol. One time while on a family vacation we were sitting in the car waiting for
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our mom, Austin was pissing us off so my sister said "stop acting like such a idiot!" and my dad responded with "It's not an act" and Austin with all his wisdom thought dad was defending him and says " you tell them dad, you tell them!" lol He once vowed that he would never be able to fully trust a woman because in his words, " how could you trust something that bleeds for 7 days straight and doesn't die" I mean how do you argue with that ๐คฃ Austin I have always felt the need to protect and stand up for you because you will forever be my lil brother. I love you so much and I'm so proud of you and the man you have become. You are wise beyond your years. I cherish our family so damn much and it sure as hell would not be the same without you. I'm so lucky to get to say you're my brother!
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Now I know you will all be shocked by this BUT this man right here who shares the same last name as Marc and lived with him for many years is in fact HIS BROTHER!! WHAT?! No way!!! Crazy!!! Interesting fact about Nick he holds the world record for the longest fart ever heard. The story of said Fart is a tale as old as time. Nick was in the basement of his folks place and was rather obliviated and felt a warm fuzzy feeling growing in his tummy. Now this wasn't love he was experiencing nope, Nick had felt love before and this wasn't it. No this was something much larger. And so in classic Nick style he leaned to the side to let one rip but as he started to he realized he was no where near anything that may support him and instead fell over all the while still farting.
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Nick sat there on the floor laughing and still farting. Needless to say we are extremely proud NAE honored to be in his presence. Marc said you were the best bootlegger known to man. Always providing him and his friends with alcohol for the weekends and only the best kinds like big bear, colt 45, and black label๐คข๐คฎ. The way you finish projects is like none other, as in none have been completed *cough MR2 cough". ๐คฃ Seriously though Nick you are an amazing father and an incredibly hard worker. I have to say you have always made me feel apart of the family and I can't thank you enough for that. Marc says you are his favorite sibling and you are the smartest person he knows and he envies the way your mind works. It means so much to have you up there with him.
Groom
Many of you might not know me, my name is Marc and I will be one of the ones getting married on this here fine vacation! I like her, she likes me so what the hell, why not! I like lots of things and I also hate alot of things......what else would you like to know?!
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Hey my name is Aly and I like Marc...maybe even love. So when he asked me to marry him I was like heck why not?! I've known him for 12 years... was hoping to wait till the 20th year but hell sometimes you just have to bite the bullet! We know many of you think we are moving way to fast but we can't please everyone and NO we are not rushing into this because I got a bun in the oven! NO BABY IN THIS TUM TUM. Sometimes people just can't wait the appropriate 20 years together to walk down the isle.๐๐คฃ๐