Maid of Honor
Most likely to retire at Costco
Best Man
Most likely to be secretly adopted
Bridesmaid
Most likely to visit you
Best Man
Most likely to get beat up by his girlfriend
Bridesmaid
Most likely eating brunch
Groomsman
Most likely to have malnutrition from exclusively eating pizza and fruit snacks
Bridesmaid
Most likely to win in an arm-wrestling match
Groomsman
Most likely to be a dad first
Bridesmaid
Most likely to breakdance
Groomsman
Most likely to get his stuff stolen
Bridesmaid
Most likely to educate you on your product ingredients
Bridesmaid
Most likely to throw a peace sign.
Bridesmaid
Most likely reading
Groomsman
Most likely to journal about it
Bridesmaid
Most likely to tell you how it isssss
Groomsman
Most likely to be in an old west shoot-out
Bridesmaid
Most likely in Mexico
Groomsman
Most likely to go bald by 30