Matron of Honor
Sloane, or as many may have heard me refer to as my Evil Twin! We have been friends for about two decades and there is no one else I could imagine or want to be by my side. Whether its concerts, horror conventions, Vegas, spooky outings or us just being us wherever we are she is standing by with a camera nearby so we can remember it all!
Bridesmaid
Robin, also known as my Blood Sister. We aren't related by blood but she truly is my sister. Also friends for two decades, If Sloane and I are somewhere creating debauchery you can bet that Robin is there, in the background of the chaos, wondering WHY!?!?! but she wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bridesmaid
Team S.S!! If you know, You know. Not only was she the first friend I made here in Florida she has been my strongest supporter in lifestyle changes and I am not sure if I could be where I am today if it wasn't for her. There is so much to say about this woman but once you meet her you will never forget her! She may have been my first friend here in Florida but I did take her to Vegas for her first trip... don't worry Sloane has pics!
Bridesmaid
Also known as Villaelle Velvet (don't ask)! She is delightfully creepy and we share a black heart. Lindsey was the first person of all my friends to ever meet John. In fact, John cooked for us and then tried to slow dance in the kitchen with me to Ed Sheeran while Lindsey was forced to watch. I still can't apologize enough for that. No matter what you do, do not fall asleep around her, no good will come from it; just ask John, he knows all too well, and yes, there are pictures. I thank the goddess below that I have this woman in my life. She is always there without question and ready with the best snapbacks I have ever heard in my life. I never stop laughing around her whether we are drunk throwing axes or running the streets... she is incredible.
Best Man
Please meet John's first born, John, known to many as JJ. I asked John what he wanted to say about his son for this and he replied with "I have known him his whole life and he's tall. Should I mention he thinks he's a DILF?" And that is exactly why I am doing this instead of John. This father and son have an incredible relationship. I wish more people were given the opportunity in having such an outstanding bond between father and son. From life advice and guidance about women, work, family, cars, to the up's and down's these two are consistently there for each other every single day.
Groomsman
Matt, one of Johns' longest known friends. He has been with John through a lot, always guiding and pushing John to excel and improve. If you ever need hard truths told, insight or guidance Matt is who you would go to. It has been an absolute pleasure getting to know him over this past year. I am extremely honored to have Matt stand with us on our day.
Brides Escort
Alyce's youngest child and only son. Alex and John did not always get along and its been a long road for these two. But one day, out of no where, something strange happened and he took Johns side and told him privately "I love you John". Alex is lot of things all wrapped up in one little kid. He will be walking side-by-side with he bride as he walks out with her.
Usher
The eldest daughter of Alyce. It took over a year for Bella to warm-up to John and now he sees her as his child also.Even better than that, Bella and Genevieve have also formed more than a friendship but see each other as sisters and family now as well.
Usher
John's only daughter and quite possibly the only love of his life. Not only has Genevieve and Bella formed a friendship, but Genevieve has won Alyce's heart and she couldn't imagine her life without her in it. John and Alyce have both gained bonus kids through this relationship and honestly the dark goddess did some amazing work here.