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August 26, 2022
Chicago, IL
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Allyssa & Alan

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Meet Our Wedding Party

The Wedding Website of Allyssa Alonso and Alan C Rodriguez
From the Bride: "I cannot wait for you all to meet my bridal party!" From the Groom: I know what you’re thinking…I have a lot of groomsmen. Well damn right I do! Shout out to my Groomsman Pack! And, if I could I would have more! Now, it’s impossible to explain my relationship with each groom. So I have assigned a “Pop-Culture Twin” to each groom to better understand each dude. Enjoy.

Alyssa Geronimo

Maid of Honor

This is my maid of honor Alyssa (Uh-lee-sa) Geronimo. First time I met Alyssa , was on her 11th birthday, in her basement and we were showing each other how to pole dance. Haha just like a scene from Pen15. ❤️ and Like I always say, “Alyssa is the coolest 7th grader I know!!” She is the life of the party! BITCH! She is the party!!! A fucking badass! The most loyal queen! 👑so excited to have you by my side! ❤️


Balaga

Bridesmaid

Meet Balaga! The sexiest little big foot bitch I know! 😈😈 haha and I am for certain my soul mate in another life time ❤️ this bitch is hard to miss. A constant influence. A total showstopper!! And Balaga always understands the assignment. I am honored to have you by my side😘

Angelea "Chu Chu" Almeda

Bridesmaid

Meet my girl Angelea! aka ChuChu! 💕What can I say about Angelea? So many memories to choose from!! From dancing on Wowowee, to eating so much food at any restaurant and still being hungry, to dancing all night long at Paris club in below zero weather! To dating guys in the same friend groups, to now marrying her cousin! Hehe 😂😂 Forever laughing with you!! So stoked that you will be standing with me ❤️❤️


Rachel Estrella

Bridesmaid

This chick! Rachel!! The most fearless girl I know! From our Broad City Fridays in downtown Chicago. To our dance nights at The Mid. RIP. Thanks for letting me be apart of your life! Because you honestly crack my shit up. You’re just so funny. You make life fun. 👯‍♀️ love you five-ever. ❤️ I can’t believe your married and now I’m getting married BITCH!!!!! Who would of thunk?? Haha

Pura Figueroa

Bridesmaid

Meet my beautiful friend Pura! Aka Tita Pura! Lol 😂 and I only reason why I say this, Let me explain!! Is because she’s the most caring, thoughtful, and most welcoming person I know! Like every Tita out there! And because she is the most talented with all things Pinoy! “Don’t you know Cattiona Grey?” Haha all jokes aside. Talk to Pura for a minute and you’ll automatically feel like you have a great friend!! And that’s exactly what she is! ❤️‍🔥 It is my pleasure to have you by my side!


Caroline Grauzinis

Bridesmaid

Meet Caroline! My fiancé’s cousin! Man… I just want to say, thank you for treating me like family since like the first day I’ve met you! 😂 haha and speaking of family! Caroline is the mother of three beautiful children! Who we are all obsessed with 💕 can’t wait for our families to grow up together! Thank you for standing next to me! 😘

Natalie Alonso

Bridesmaid

Meet my baby cousin Natalie! 😘 Fun fact: We have 19 immediate cousins and only three of them are girls! So being an Alonso girl is pretty rare! Just like this gem right here! 💎 She’s a mom of a beautiful girl named Ava! Her little mini me! To see her as a mom is totally awesome and wild. Love you to the moon and back, times infinity. So happy to have you by my side.


The Dudes

The Wolfpack

Patrick Rodriguez

Best Man

Pat is my younger brother but acts way more mature and a lot older than me most of the time…well, maybe all the time. As brothers we have been through everything: arguments with some agreements, teasing and banter, memories with good laughter and everything in between. There is a very special bond in brotherhood. Patrick is a proud, strong and bold individual; therefore, he is not limited to just one Sailor, but all the Sailor Guardians. Patrick Rodriguez is my best man. Oh, did I mention he has powers like the Sailor Guardians too?


The Sailor Guardians

Pop-Culture Twin

Justin Rodriguez

Best Man

What can I say, Justin is simply amazing. The combination of talent, intelligence, good looks, and a creative-mind makes up everything…Justin. He is an entrepreneur, and a wizard-designer for brand-marketing, clothing, graphics and digital. As children and teens, we did everything together; now in our adulthood, we still continue to do everything together! Justin Rodriguez is my best man. Like I said, Justin is just simply…amazing.


The Amazing Spider-Man

Pop-Culture Twin

Alan “Moose” Radevski

Best Man

We were randomly selected to be roommates back in college and we have been inseparable ever since. Some call it fate, our names are spelled the same way, we have the same initials, and we both love everything Chicago and wrestling! Yes, wrestling is real to us. It will forever be real!!! I had the privilege to be best man for Moose’s wedding and now I have the honor to have him as mine. Alan “Moose” Radevski is my best man. Moose is Chicago’s toughest SOB with the greatest sneaker collection…and that’s the bottom line!


Stone Cold Steve Austin

Pop-Culture Twin

Ryan Catolico

Groomsman

Ryan is the eldest of the three Catolico brothers. Like Aang, Ryan has mastered the balance between hard-work, intelligence, toughness, and spiritual well-being. Ryan is confident, a pizza marker, and is always ahead of the trends. Really, Ryan is just very…cool.


Aang

Pop-Culture Twin

Jon Jon Catolico

Groomsman

Like Popeye, Jon is hella strong and has hella big muscles. Jon is a huge advocate for health, diet and well-being. I always love asking Jon what his current routine is. He is always improving, always evolving. Basically Jon eats spinach and lifts hella weights! Like his brothers, he is also very-very-cool.


Popeye

Pop-Culture Twin

Erfred Catolico

Groomsman

Naturally, I associate Fred with his childhood favorite, Winnie the Pooh, cause he is the youngest cousin I grew up with. But today Erfred has become the young prodigy I now look up to, literally and figuratively…get it, he is taller than me. He is smart and extremely talented at everything; he is the Cache-King. Also, Erfred is very-very-very-cool.


Winnie the Pooh

Pop-Culture Twin

Brian Rodriguez

Groomsman

I have many role models in my life and my Kuya Brian is hands down one of them. Growing up I always thought my Kuya Brian was invincible. Not surprisingly, I still believe my Kuya Brian is invincible! My Kuya Brian is the funniest and most humble man I know. He has great pride in his family and as a Rodriguez. That’s why his “Pop-Culture Twin” is the immortal Michael Jordan…my Kuya Brian is the GOAT of the family.


Michael Jordan

Pop-Culture Twin

Francis “Ton Ton” Almeda

Groomsman

Another member of my role models is Ton. He is a man of many many talents; he is an entrepreneur, a family man, and a creative maker of all things and everything. Whether it’s basketball, lifting weights, jiu-jitsu or making a business, Ton is flawless at everything, similar to the late-great Kobe Bryant. Ton is the other GOAT of the family. #mambaforever


The Late-Great Kobe Bryant

Pop-Culture Twin

Samson Yuhon Lam

Groomsman

Tony Stark once said, he is a “genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” My friend Yuhon Samson Lam is…. none of that. Just kidding! Yuhon is another college friend and roommate. Although he is not a genius, billionaire, playboy, nor philanthropist; he is a former NIU men’s basketball intramural champion, a successful watch entrepreneur, has a smooth golf swing, and an Escape Room connoisseur.


Iron Man - Tony Stark

Pop-Culture Twin

Joseph Jayme

Groomsman

My cousin is strong, smart, motivated, powerful and has hella tattoos! He’s basically the real life Maui, the Demi-God of San Francisco. Now, I don’t have an older brother, but I like to consider Kuya Joe as my big bro and another role model. My big bro’s presence is unmatched, he will be the life of this party!


Maui

Pop-Culture Twin

Andrew Kashian

Groomsman

The Armenian-Dashin’-Keeping-Up-With-The-Andrew-Kashian is my good friend from High School. Andrew’s “Pop-Culture Twin” is Cesar Milan: The Dog Whisperer. Andrew’s best friend is his dog, Dusty, and like The Dog Whisperer - Kashian will do anything to help! Whether it’s traveling to Nashville for tattoos, ‘finding’ the best discounts at TJ Maxx, or just being an all around great dude, Ka$h-Money will always be there! He will also be the life of this party!


Cesar Milan: The Dog Whisperer

Pop-Culture Twin

Justin Alonso

Groomsman

Justin is the very handsome cousin of Allyssa. When I first met Justin we got along instantly as he immediately accepted me into the family with open arms. I am super excited to be a member of The Alonso Clan and humbled for him to be a part of my groomsmen army. Justin is just a stud and a stud athlete, excelling in football and collegiate soccer. As an athlete you have to be tough, gritty and focused. Justin’s “Pop-Culture Twin” is inspired from his favorite Christmas movie, the toughest movie icon of all time: Kevin McCallister.


Kevin McCallister

Pop-Culture Twin

Raiga Grauzinis

Groomsman

Just like Arnold, Raigardas is super buff and super European. Also, both last names are impossible to spell. The father of three beautiful children (and counting), I am happy to have this bodyguard standing next to me.


Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pop-Culture Twin

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