Matron of Honor
sister of the bride. true crime connaisseur. could be future president of the United States or could be thrown in jail for stealing cookie dough from WalMart... no one really knows.
Bridesmaid
sister of the groom. tiktok star. is one of the few people in this world who actually enjoys eye contact with another vehicle at a stop light.
Groomsman
lifelong friend of the groom. met on the drive-way basketball court of the 8th grade church small group is as manly as he looks he can grow a beard the way an apple tree can grow apples and he's a faithful, faithful dude
Bridesmaid
sister of the groom. can sing every word to Fergalicious. for some reason - unbeknownst to anyone - never learned to jump rope.
Bridesmaid
friend of the bride + groom. the queen of thrifting. (seriously.) can most likely be found sippin' a latte while strolling along the Swamp Rabbit Trail.
Groomsman
known originally as "father Aaron" loves milk as much as he loves life one of the first people to teach the groom how to teach others to follow Jesus
Groomsman
most likely to be voted President of the United States known for his devilish good looks and uncanny loyalty to his squad quick to listen and slow to speak his spot on this roster was non-negotiable
Groomsman
otherwise known as #DJColombiaboi66 he moves as smooth as he talks he wins the award for most adventures with the groom probably has had some voice in every major decision over the past 6 years
Groomsman
the only thing he serves better than people is a volleyball tallest Jon in the wedding party, three-way tie for best looking he's as funny as he is kind he didn't have an option of joining the groomsmen
Groomsman
friendship with the groom sprouted in 2015 on their first trip to India over the years they've shared countless drinks, tears, and delhi-belly trauma stories looks as much as he acts like Jesus
Bridesmaid
friend of the bride. always the life of the party or throwing parties of a lifetime. if she was a color she’d be some shade of green, no doubt.
Bridesmaid
sister of the groom. saves lives on a daily basis, it's chill. can almost always be caught eating a handful of chocolate chips after a meal because why not?
Bridesmaid
friend of the bride. momma to little pup Winston. most likely will be teacher of the year at some point in her career.
Best Man
wins the award of knowing the groom for the longest the groom's longest standing roommate to date started life as a brother and over the years has turned into a friend the groom would want as a brother either way also never once beat the groom in any athletic event
Groomsman
brother of the bride. known as the CEO of ankle breakers. most likely to sing "You Make My Dreams" by Daryl Hall + John Oates at the top of his lungs in the shower.
Bridesmaid
college roommate of the bride. her artwork is next level to Picasso fo sho. voted most likely to wear a sweater in 100+ degree weather.
Bridesmaid
friend of the bride. interesting enough, would go on a date with Kylo Ren in a heartbeat. probably will be buying kale + peanut butter if she’s out getting groceries.
Groomsman
Avid outdoorsman Kindred spirit to the groom Grows mustaches as well as Kentucky makes bourbon