Wedding Party

Tara Simpson

Bride

(She/they) Everyone's favorite walking disaster of occult knowledge

Alex “Angus” Snead

Groom

(He/him) The Man, The Grump, The Legend

Gia Downey

Maid of Honor

(She/her) H.B.I.C. since 1993

Jacob Brown

Best Man

(He/him) Lover of Philly, beer, and C.o.D.

Patrick Simpson

Man of Honor

(He/him) The Internet’s Big Brother, loving husband, and complete goofball

Gabby Simpson

Groomswoman

(She/her) Teacher, lover of animals, wife to Patrick, and stupendous play write

Kailey McCrudden

Bridesmaid

(She/her) Dancer, New York sports fanatic, and the world's best hype woman

Marcellus McQueen

Groomsman

(He/him) The Baddest of the Baddies

Haley Parent

Bridesmaid

(She/her) Owner of the Parent Small Animal Zoo and Unbothered Roommate Mom

Steve Cormican

Groomsman

(He/him) A Dungeon Master with +5 charisma

Hadley Roberts

Flower Girl