Bride
Bigfoot Enthusiast
Groom
Is almost ready to play Magnus Carlsen with a chess rating of 680
Maid of Honor
Thee Wheely Jones
Best Man
Wrecks Mac and cheese, unwrecks trucks
Bridesmaid
Professional tree climber and chainsaw master after hours
Groomsman
Big fish guy
Bridesmaid
There will be an almost doctor in the room (if needed)
Groomsman
takes picture, drinks coffee
Bridesmaid
Can hook you up with SDSU tickets, but will only stay until halftime
Groomsman
Good at math, if you need any math - call him
Bridesmaid
She’s the package deal: she’ll buy you one more round AND get you home safe!
Groomsman
wake up, pick up heavy thing, set heavy thing down, sleep
Personal Attendant
Aspiring Amish woman
Usher
Can fix and build anything
Personal Attendant
100% success rate of talking her way out of speeding tickets
Usher
Ask him about his guns, bullets, and vegetable garden
Flower Girl
Born to say no, forced to be a flower girl
Ring Bearer
Feral. Approach with caution.