Wedding Party

Patrice Wirth

Matron of Honor

The bride's sister. The best person to have on your side and the worst to have against you. Easily amused. Usually the hostess, makes award winning dip. Took the loss of Steve Irwin to heart.

Tanner Bolin

Best Man

Voted most likely to pass out during a best man speech, but we believe in him. Dad-lete of the year. No cap.

Kaylan Schlake

Bridesmaid

The groom's favorite sister. Queen of after hours facetimes. Known for her honest and entertaining online presence. Basic white girl. Target, Chickfila, Leggings, Claws.. you get the gist.

Brad Schlake

Groomsman

Our fire fighting, no-bullshit taking, boat driving, brother in law. He's overwhelmingly great and also our minister.

Kimmie Bolin

Bridesmaid

Free spirted, probably likes card games more than you. Always down for some veggie pizza. Voted most creative hashtag user. #SheCanMakeAnythingIntoAHashTag #SoExcited

Peanut (Kevin) Brown

Groomsman

Voted most likely to go off the grid for 5 years. Kind of a real life Ron Swanson. Surprisingly is taller than the groom.

Sarah Burton

Bridesmaid

Uses a photo of the couple's dog on her Bumble profile. Formerly our “friend living in Florida” and most recently our “friend living in Mississippi”. Best at long phone calls to recap weekends and making dinner over FaceTime. Is flexible.

Adam Wirth

Groomsman

A Busch Light's worse enemy. There's a chance you know him as Dan. We call him Adam, you can call him either.

Hannah Greene

Bridesmaid

Zane's appointed wedding decision maker. Can communicate with the bride telepathically via eye contact. Master of the Instant Pot. If you see her with a Pineapple Willy's shirt on, watch out. It's about to get crazy.

Taylor Greene

Groomsman

Semi-professional volleyball player. Succumbs easily to peer pressure. Can be found with a bucket of beer and an order of wings, or at the gym.

Kaitlyn Hollingsworth

Bridesmaid

AKA Kaitymylady...yeah. Uses the couples Hulu and HBO accounts. Bonds with the bride over messy cars, ice cream, and late night Meijer runs. Her life could easily be a reality show. #KeepingUpWithKaity

Dade Coyle

Groomsman

Best known for being Cohen's dad. The most competitive person in any rec sports league. Most likely to have a knee injury :/

Kaitlyn Jeffers

Bridesmaid

Zane's childhood BFF turned Allie's BFF. The groom's uno partner. Master of wholesome talks. Becomes an instant bartender when you give her a blender. Will probably karaoke at the reception.

Shane Jeffers

Groomsman

Probably loves daiquiris more than you. Doesn't know a stranger. If you don't know him before attending, you will by the end of the night. Will take his shirt off by 10pm or I owe everyone $5. Not a fan of side dishes.

Terra Ficke

Bridesmaid

Her brain operates in memes and song lyrics. A legend on Twitter. In a band with the groom, he plays guitar, she sings. Has a large vocabulary. Lover of vodka-redbulls. Enemy of scooters.

Kyle White

Groomsman

Taking bets on whether or not he shows up with a mullet. Has never said no to a dare. Makes a mean skyline chili dip. See FB account for a photo of him sitting on a burning couch.

Rue Ann & Prim Rose Bolin

Dogs of Honor