The Fellowship
Kait Lamphere
Elf Druid
Strength: +2 Dexterity: +0 Constitution: +1 Intelligence: +3 Wisdom: +2 Charisma: +2 Backstory: Kait Lamphere is a master Book Dragon, who hails from Michigan. As you might expect, book dragons are experts in reading, writing, and redefining the cosmos. She first met Sarah in elementary school when they were both in the Girl Scouts, raising rare Thomson's Carnivorous Jackalope. Her sidekick is Alex, a Cthulhu cat beast and part time UN negotiator, who mostly communicates through morse code. Kait and Alex are the real reason that Voldemort is missing a nose. Kait’s super power is to keep tea warm, or at least keep tea warm longer than a harvest red banana. One time, Sarah and Kait were curiously inside a nebula. Then, BANANA BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. Finally, Kait stated “I planned to read, but I was overbooked”.
Patrick Stroud
Dwarf Fighter
Strength: +0 Dexterity: +1 Constitution: +1 Intelligence: +3 Wisdom: +3 Charisma: +2 Backstory: Patrick “The Chair Summoner” Stroud first met Allen in High School when they were both invited to the same Dungeons & Dragons group. Their teamwork shined in a crepuscular manner when Patrick’s character kept offering to throw Allen’s hobbit character. From there, they formed the strategy game alliance known as Paten by watching Allen slowly eat a crave crate. This alliance still stands when they play video games, board games, or role playing games together. After conquering Wabash College, Patrick now spends his time as a digital artificer. Patrick hails from the Eastside Cat Sanctuary. He and his steward ragamuffin, Hermes, spend their free time solemnly eating at the restaurant at the end of the universe. Patrick’s favorite pun is: A Spanish magician raises his hands and goes “Uno! Dos!” and poof-he disappeared without a Tres! He once told this to a Unicorn while he was at the restaurant at the end of the universe and it responded “Kids these days.” and left.
Lady Malia Mohan
Halfling Barbarian
Strength: +3 Dexterity: -1 Constitution: -1 Intelligence: +2 Wisdom: +3 Charisma: +3 Backstory: Lady Malia Mohan is a graduate from the mages college of Marian University. She currently works as a nurse and chaos coordinator. She originally met Sarah during a San Damiano Scholars retreat during their freshman year at Marian University. Luckily, Lady Malia changed her major from a dual major worrying over nothing/really flexible shoulders to the less weird major: Crossbow. Lady Malia’s favorite pun is “What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAA” which has been helpful in a variety of situations including when she and Sarah attempted to tame a unicorn. Nowadays, when Lady Malia is not spending her time coordinating chaos, she spends time with her human offspring: Arjun. Together they spend their time texting Strange Planet memes.
Richard Story
Ankylosaurus
Strength: +2 Dexterity: +0 Constitution: +2 Intelligence: +2 Wisdom: +1 Charisma: +4 Backstory: Richard Storey is a 12th level dancemancer and 8th level allusionist. He lives on an Animal Farm. On this farm, there was a giving tree. The giving tree unfortunately left to find the entwifes. Richard longingly released the farm animals of war, starting with Mothman and ending with Talukena the Texas Heeler. After first bringing Richard my splitting axe, Talukena the Texas Heeler found the giving tree and a very hungry caterpillar. To save the tree, Talukena the Texas Heeler used their superpower and turned the tree into doves. The once tree, now doves, did as doves do and flew away. To console the caterpillar, Talukena the Texas Heeler excitedly shouted at it, gave it a green banana, and then placed it where the sidewalk ends.