The 'Healer" (Best Man)
One of the closest friends I have in this chapter of my life. Met (and became friends) in the banquet room of the Homestead, where jokes were made about the seemingly phallic nature of a loaf of canned bread. Since then a back and forth snarky friendship bloomed with a mutual love of video games, music, and the intricacies of "being to young to be too old for this shit.' Earned the title of "healer" during a bachelor party one-shot for my last marriage found Cam playing a paladin who bedded 3 mummies to death with no ill effect to themselves during their first time ever playing Dungeons and Dragons
Person of Honor
I have known pinkie many years (don't ask specific year as I am bad with time) and we have been introvert friends since. June '25 I messaged them and just said "we are dating now" so we are also partners (in and out of crime, but you can't prove it)
The Face (Grooms' Party)
We met during a trip to Cancun for our mutual friends wedding. Since then a friendship bloomed over countless games of Dungeons and Dragons where Chaps' theatre background led to some truly unforgettable moments as a player in our D&D games. During my first wedding, with Chap as "last-minute" best man, Chap took notice of my stressed out, chaotic energy and grabbed me by the coat and forced me to sit down and delegate what needed to be done. Truly a friend amongst friends
Bridesmaid
We have been friends since 6th grade when I started new school after yet another move. We reconnected again in high school and have periodically kept in touch as much as this chaotic life will allow. You can always use more love in the party
The Fighter (Grooms' Party)
Bridesmaid
This bitch. She was in my JROTC class while I was pregnant and enjoyed the ensuing chaos of new motherhood with her. How we kept in touch is beyond me and the shenanigans we have gotten into are great. (We never did start that henna/massage caravan)
The Tank (Grooms' Party)
Bridesmate
None of this would be possible without Tai. Who after a camping event pointed out rather blatantly to Alister that I had been flirting and pointed out I had also invited him to a zoo trip. This was his assisted kick in the pants to actually hang out.