Maid of Honor
First friend from church in high school; first friend next to me on my wedding day!
Best Man
May turn every conversation he hears into his next stand-up routine.
Maid of Honor
I knew Liz would be my maid of honor after she cleaned up my vomit on the church van when I got food poisoning.
Groomsman
He should probably say his vows to become our official third wheel.
Bridesmaid
Everyone keep your eyes on her—she's not old enough to drink.
Groomsman
The Dennis Smith Jr. to my Luka Doncic.
Bridesmaid
We single dog moms have to stick together. Plus, she's flying all the way from Romania to be here, so I guess we kinda have to put her in the wedding party.
Groomsman
Let's hope he doesn't run out of the ceremony to catch a Snorlax on his phone.
Bridesmaid
She's In All Things, so she's gotta be in this too!
Groomsman
My best friend in high school was named Coleton. This is not him.
Bridesmaid
*white man blinking gif*
Groomsman
I made him dance for me six hours a week when we first met.