Wedding Party
Raimey Williams
World Traveler & Part-time Match Maker
"Ready to seal the dill, pickle."
Anurima Sharma
Anu—boogie—rima: Queen of Chacha and Code
Master of hype, czar of compassion, and steminist dancing queen—Anu is ready to shake some ass and take some names all weekend long. She is Alicja’s steady rock and hype-woman, providing our bride with unceasing love and support since day one. Anu’s choreography is world-renowned, so get ready to see it/her in action.
Mollie Wohlforth
Emergency Contact for Any Last Minute Alterations
Master of art, Mother of cat, Mollie of Wohlforth has been by Alicja’s side, keeping her out of trouble or at least saying “I told you so” when she gets into it for over 15 years. She makes sure Alicja is well fed, well read, and well dressed (yes she is the one who found Alicja’s wedding dress).
Veronika Ackerman
Div(whore)ced
There's teef in them trees.
Caldonia Noland
Chancellor of Finding Trash and Giving It a Home
"I'm Callie and I hate Republicans."
Chase McMahon
The Puter Outer of Fires
"I was crazy once."
Julia Bogdanski
Mayor of Making Hyperfixations My Personality
"My name is Julia. I like the Hunger Games and I have a cat. I've never met Lizzie or Miles."
Isabel Paolini
Chef de Cuisine: Nonsense and Deliciousness
It’s accurate to say that Isabel and Alicja have been thick as thieves since they met in sixth grade, as their friendship has almost assuredly involved some light trespassing in the name of frivolity. Isabel is now a lawyer, and is prepared to be Alicja’s co-counsel for decades more of friendship and shenanigans.
Hannah Forman
Medic (unlicensed, please don't get injured)
"I swear on my life, I'm going to be there."
Natalia Obrochta
Collecting Awkward Moments Like They’re Fine Art
"Here to make sure no one cries alone in the bathroom. Excels in making small talk with strangers moms. You’ll find me hyping up the bride (Lizzie) and pretending I didn’t spend 3 hours writing this blurb." P.S. Nat designed the invitations you all got.
Miles McParland
Occasionally, incorrectly known as "The Other Miles"
I'd like to say a good partner for outdoor adventures (climbing, snowboarding, backpacking) but essentially Miles is my free guide. When it comes to athletics, I'm the funny one.
Jordan Tyler
Executor of Groom's Parent's Will
Hair shorter than pictured due to capitalism. Picture correct in showing that I am only allowed wine in plastic stemless glasses. Main duties will include making sure any international incidents at the wedding are not started by the British this time.
Perry Tetreault
Skipper & Head Chef - Ark of the Lost Raiders
Miles and I have been each other's ballasts since we were 5, balancing life's ups and downs together on land and river. Aaron, Adam and Miles were the Best Man in my wedding, and Miles gave a lovely speech.
Aaron Stets
MVP
One of the Best Men that Miles has had the distinct pleasure of befriending. Aaron has been there to Usher Miles through many eras of his life. Middle School -> High School -> College -> The gulf of Mexico(USA?) -> What to do when he found himself with more than 3 digits in his bank account... etc
David Okoniewski
Connoisseur of Cheap Beer
I'll be taking charge of making sure everyone stays hydrated by encouraging consumption of copious amounts of Coor's (Banquet of course)
Erik Olaphson
Co-member of the Legendary 5, YAGM Crew, and Hotel Hennepin
I traveled around the world with Miles where I witnessed his vegetarian diet of beer and cheese pizza. Rick's pick: I will always defend the Two Towers being superior to the Fellowship.
Adam Neuger
*Usher*
Miles and I have been friends for over 20 years. We grew up together, went to college together, we even travelled the globe together. So naturally when he asked me to be in his wedding I was ecstatic to support him on his big day. He must have been asking me to serve as the primary entertainment for the evening, emulating the smooth sounds, flashy style and electric dance moves of the pop icon and legendary rapper, Usher.
Nate Mitka
Mr Worldwide
Top 0.05% of all Pitbull listeners in 2024. Dale!