Wedding Party
Kristina Danchenko
Maid of Honor
College friend She can’t swim, so we’ve assigned a lifeguard to supervise her at this beach wedding
Patrick Conte
Best Man
Kevin's brother We thought he couldn’t read until 6th grade and then he went to Yale. Jury’s still out
Jamie Ehrlich
Bridesmaid
Hometown friend Offering pro-bono legal advice until 5pm… then it’s $600/hr
Dan Hamula
Groomsman
Hometown friend He will give you a college basketball pick based on an “algorithm” do NOT take it
Sidney Elithorpe
Bridesmaid
College friend Gluten & dairy-free… until the bread rolls and espresso martinis come out. Then she’ll complain her tummy hurts
Jake Lambert
Groomsman
Hometown friend Prepping for doomsday but still maxing out his 401(k). Ask him about the Illuminati, wealth creation strategies, or firearms
Hannah Harper
Bridesmaid
Hometown friend Ceremony starts at 4:30, we told Hannah its 3:30 and she'll probably still be late
Nick Lotrecchiano
Groomsman
Hometown friend Will be attempting to set the record for espresso martini consumption and may show up in checkered orange overalls
Briana Harris
Bridesmaid
College friend Tried to bike to our venue but stationary bikes don't go very far
Brendon Maloney
Groomsman
College roommate King of the liberals - he may try to unionize the groomsmen
Katey McElligott
Bridesmaid
College friend Disappointed our wedding isn't on a cruise and there’s no Cheesecake Factory on the Cape
Drew Sorrells
Groomsman
College friend If words were currency, Drew would be a billionaire by lunch
Morgan Schmid
Bridesmaid
College roommate Upset this wedding has a guest limit and her cat didn’t make the cut
Drew Vogel
Groomsman
College friend Will probably run 20 miles in the morning, uber eats chipotle to the wedding, and be in bed before 9pm
Jess Zolott
Bridesmaid
Alice's cousin We chose to have a band because Jess would've tried to date the DJ
Max Zissu
Groomsman
College friend Works at Amazon so if your gift doesn’t arrive on time, blame him
Nick Rubino
Officiant / Groomsman
Hometown friend Nick’s idea of camping is a five-star resort with poor Wi-Fi