Ali & Niki
Wedding Party
Ann Palermo
ReverAnn (Officiant)
Ann will be playing the role of a lifetime as "The ReverAnn", marrying her daughter and future daughter in law. Past Roles: - The Wicked Witch of the West, The Lips Backyard - The Mock Turtle, The Princess, The King and other various roles, Webster Groves Community Theatre - Spirit Woman, Kirkwood High School - MC, Kirkwood High School Talent Show - MC and In-Between Acts, Montana State University-Bozeman Talent Show - Various Roles, CPOP Community Theater - Lead Dancer and Choreographer, The Bowlenettes - The unofficial Mayor, San Carlos, CA - 2-time Parade Chair and 4-time Announcer, San Carlos Hometown Days Parade - Photographer, every extremely zoomed in picture of your face - Everyone’s Favorite Person, from anyone who ever comes in contact with Ann - The best Mom ever, Ali's entire life
Mark Palermo
Father of the Bride
The Historical Records of Mark Palermo and Alison Palermo -The Day Ali was named: 2/6/1991 -Full Name? Alison Leigh Palermo -Who named her? Mark Why? Mark's favorite song was "Alison" by Elvis Costello. As for Leigh....nobody knows. -Their first moment together: Ali's Bedtime bottle -Their first game together? "Wanna Box, Wanna Box" -Their Favorite Sport? Baseball/Softball -Early Risers or Sleep In? Early risers, though Ali doesn't need to wake up at 6:10 EVERY morning -Salty or Sweet? Chocolate!!!
Ryan Palermo
Brother of Honor
The Ali and Ryan Saga It all started when Mark Palermo married Ann Lips The memories you ask? Here's a quick glimpse From swingin’ nini's in our hooded towels To first days at Piermont learning our vowels. Countless dress up shows down the stairscase And days at Mema's watching Nick Jr's face. Crying together when having to move away To quickly meeting the RWS crew--always down to play. Basketball at Parmeet’s and baseball in the dirt Karen screaming "Evan put on your sweatshirt!" We've made some mistakes and caused a few Oopsies I'll never forgive you for nicknaming me Poopsies. Fast forward to our city days, where it was just us Drinking punch bowls at Anina, always a must. Our inside jokes, movie quotes and summer breaks Actually, "Hell yes" and "Snakes, I don't know no Snakes". I could go on and on-the memories are endless Growing up together, meant that we'd never be friendless. I hold these memories so near and dear Cheers to so many more to come- I'll bring the beers, I'll bring the beers.
Michael Palermo
Big Brother
Chef Problemo Track 1: Accepting of me at every stage Track 2: Famous horseback rider on OLD DAN Track 3: Tineapples: The tiny pineapple Track 4: Including SpaghettiOs on the BBQ buffet Track 5: Retired Watermelon Diver Track 6: Halloween Costume Master Track 7: Big Baila Guy Track 8: Top Tier 90's Movie Quoter Track 9: Always there to make you laugh Track 10: Sibling bond that will never break
Kelly McDonald
Bridesmaid
When we met Age: 9 yrs old Where: Hillsdale High School Why: West Bay Nuggets tryouts The Eras: Elementary/ Middle School: Obnoxious leaders of softball cheers, JoJo fanatics (mostly me), Queen of the world at pepper (iykyk), Sleepovers every other day in the summer, Rise and Shine!!, Mean Girls obsession. High School: Photo shoots, College commitments, Loners in Colorado, The line game, being sat next to each other in class and then being permanently moved after 1 week, Mrs. Waddy..need I say more, marlin park, our first sips of alcohol, karaoke in the basement during hitting, way too many music videos, Wild n' out skits, Lil Wayne, Christina Aguilera concert, video production... Adult Life: Teaching each other how to dougie, Coaching the Dubs, Roomies!!!, nights out..just not the orchid room, Applejacks, The entire Austin trip, Detroit.. . ., Santa Monica and Post Malone, quarantine tennis and that one work out at the park, the clepto phase (you still have my sweats), oaky wine tasting The lists can go on and on..Kelly has been part of my life and by my side for all of my biggest moments including my engagement and now wedding day!
Brianna Breeeeeezybri Furner
Bridesmaid
When we met Age: 29 yrs old Where: Santa Rosa Apt. Why: Was meeting up with her former roommate (pre-Niki) A true Uhaul Friendship From the second I walked into Bri's life, literally, she knew we would best friends. Timeline: First meeting: May 6th, 2020 6 days later I was invited to Bri's bday party in Clearlake 2 months later we hung out alone for the first time at Lake Sonoma (where I also fell down a minor rocky hill) 1 month later the two of us went camping After that, it was solidified! More Key Defining Moments: Not knowing how to set up a tent Countless phone calls of being each others support system The entire 2020 summer Belly, Beer Baron and La Rosa Fall Days being basic AF Sleepy Hawaiian and Bob Ross Country Concerts Engagement Ring Shopping And so many more.. Bri has become one of the most important people in my life in such a short amount of time. Which just about sums up how amazing of a person she is.
Gianna Baldini
Bridesmaid
When we met Age: 14 years old Where: Notre Dame Belmont Why: Went to High School together About Gianna: Favorite food: Potatoes Weirdest dinner order: Baked potato and truffle fries...at a steakhouse Her celeb doppelgänger: Joe from You (see above picture) If she was on any reality show what would it be: Real Housewives What her tagline would be: "I liked to get baked so you can call me a potato" Favorite iPhone app: Kim Kardashian: Hollywood Worst Purchase: $200 on the Kim Kardashian app Favorite Joke: "I just flew in and boy are my arms tired" How many times have we heard it?: More times than necessary Favorite word: I'm sorry Worst Habit: Apologizing to servers for ordering food from them My best memories: High school music videos, Applejacks, invisible piano band, Don't stop me now, Gino and Carlo's, Tahoe trips, weeknight dinners where Gianna starts cooking at 9pm, just to name a few because there are thousands! Gianna is the most caring and genuine person anyone will ever meet in their entire lifetime. She is one of my most loyal friends that will always stand the test of time.
Brittanie (VMO) Brantley
Bridesmaid
When we met Age: 18yrs old Where: Sonoma State Why: Softball team/ next door dorm neighbors My Partner in Crime: The crimes: 1. Losing every beer pong game ever played together 2. Inadvertently disrupting practice by: getting hit with a bat, falling on home plate back to back and countless times making each other laugh in the middle of a speech 3. Playing too much Mario Kart 4. Noise violation for two square games with a physio ball. 5. Lost socks from throwing them at each others 6. Dancing during warm ups to "I've had the time of my life" remix The Verdict: Forever friends no matter the distance between us or wherever life takes us. Still chasing that beer pong win though!
Maia Monchek
Bridesmaid
When we met Age: 9 yrs old Where: Hillsdale High School Why: West Bay Nuggets Softball tryouts The Nice One Need someone to go to In n Out with you? - Maia will go with you everyday, sometimes even twice a day Want to go see the new Step Up Movie? - Maia will go and try to attempt the dance moves You need to coach a tournament of basically rec ball players in Salinas? - Maia will be there to nicely handle moments like when a player throws a ball from home to second that takes 17 bounces or when players run in circles to try to catch easy fly balls. Need Breakfast items? No problem, Maia will come back with a box of Krispy Kreme's, Whipped Cream and pancake mix In all seriousness, Maia is one if the nicest humans on the planet and will be there for anyone in a heartbeat, no matter what the situation is. We have grown up together and even though we are now states away, when we are together it always feels like yesterday.
Cris Lutz
Mother of the Bride
THE OG MAMA BEAR - Always aware of the things you need, even without asking I was studying one night without a proper light and the next day I had a brand new light on my desk. - The ultimate protector, don't you dare encroach on our space at concerts - Taking hours to walk upstairs after our late night smoke sessions because we couldn't stop laughing I swear the stairs turned into Mount Everest every time - "Mi casa es Su casa" My Mom truly lives by this phrase. She makes everyone feel welcome in her home and makes sure no one leaves unfed. - The provider of all of my best qualities - She might be spicy, TP your house and party like its 1999 but she is also the most loving and caring person I've ever been around
Mike Lutz
Father of the Bride
THE REAL LIFE TED LASSO - Taught me to never sweat the small stuff - The king of Dad Jokes My Dad has a way of making you roll your eyes, feel awkward and laugh all at the same time - My go to shoulder to cry on - Loves me unconditionally When I came out, all that mattered to him was that I was happy and being treated right. - My adventure buddy I am who I am because of our Yosemite trips, sports games, sky diving, snowboarding and hikes Dad: "Hey Niki!!" Me: *nervous* "What?" Dad: "I love you" Me: *Biggest smile on my face*
Cody Lutz
Brother of Honor
BIG BRO - Endless amount of games Spy Kids: Lowering me down from upstairs in a laundry basket to spy on Grandpa Shovel Ball: One team would launch a football from the handle of a shovel to the other team. The receiving team then had to try to run across the lawn to the fence without being tackled. Backyard Whiffle Ball: The basic rules. Pegs allowed. Airsoft Game: Basically moving target practice. Cody and his friends would try to hit me while I was running around the backyard. - Summer Break antics Baking soda bottle rockets Cody boogie boarding down the stairs that resulted in a broken bathroom door Surfing across the pool - The reason I am as tough and competitive as I am Cody never just let me win at anything or play easy because I was a girl and younger than him. Whether it was intentional or not all the games turned me into the scrappy and relentless person I am today. - The nerdiest jock you'll ever meet - Unique bond through all phases of life Though each stage in life looks different we have always and will always be close. From playing backyard games to nerding out on black holes to double dating and hanging out. There is no one out there who understand me more than Cody.
Shoshana Lutz
Bridesmaid
THE SISTER I NEVER HAD (until she married Cody) - My role model Sho has been my role model ever since she came into my life 10 years ago. She has showed me what it’s like to be a bad ass soccer player, incredible wife to my brother and not just a regular mom but a cool mom…who is also extremely loving, caring and can teach anyone to stick to a damn sleep schedule. - Your everyday therapist She’s someone you can talk to for hours and want to tell all your secrets to because somehow she always knows all the right things to say and will always give you her most honest and genuine thoughts. - Support system She has a heart of gold and is someone you can always count on to have your back. She’s the best person to have in your corner and not just because she has Wonder Woman strength in her arms and can proudly do 7 pull ups. - The best decision Cody ever made I am so grateful that Cody made at least one good decision in his life to bring you into mine. (well, 3 good things..love you Leila and Caden)
Tasa Leoso
Bridesmaid
THE MAMA BEAR - The caretaker of the group Whenever she was the DD we were always in bed, in our PJs, safe and sound - College roommate all 4 years Tasa was there for all the good, bad and ugly. She also always supported all of my dumb ideas, like having a dedicated game closet. - Instant best friends Tasa has a way of making you feel instantly comfortable as if you are at home. The first time she came over for family dinner it was if she had already been part of the family for years. - She might come off as quiet and innocent but is the most determined and strong willed person I know - Spring Break Road Trips
Megan Stevens
Bridesmaid
THE LOYAL ONE - My biggest support system Trips to the beach on hard days, taking breaks from studying to go to the piano room and always there to help pick out outfits - Laugh attacks Steven's and I would just be sitting in a room and make each other laugh for hours and hours about the dumbest things including all of our memberberries - Crazy antics Master chef, tying a fry to a kite string to feed the Seagulls and walking around Outside Lands with one lens missing from her sunglasses - Someone you can always be yourself with Stevens will be right there with you scarfing down 8 street tacos every taco Tuesday and not judge you one bit
Aulani Whisler
Bridesmaid
THE THERAPIST - The house that feels like home Lani has a way of making everyone feel welcome at her house. Sleeping on the couch after a night out, watching soccer all day long or chill nights out on the balcony - The Truest of Friends While Lani is the nicest person you'll ever meet, she is a true friend that will never hold anything back and say the things you don't want to hear but need to - My Personal Bodyguard If I was ever fouled on the soccer field, I could always count on Lani to get revenge the next play - Selfless Lani will drop anything to answer your call, she always asks about you first before talking about herself, she is the first to celebrate your wins and always there for the losses. - Life of the party You'll find out real quick at the wedding :)
Nicole Stamper
Bridesmaid
THE PLAYFUL ONE - First impressions Stamper dedicated the entire pre-season to beating the Tank Game on wii and an everlasting friendship was born - Twins aka Nicapella Same name, same college classes, same wardrobe, same sport thus Nicapella was born - Drunken nights out Boxatron (Iron man made out of boxes), guitar hero, jack in the box and foot stuck in a bucket, the waffle picture, bellyflop contest wherever theirs water, and legendary mustache mimosa nights - Always down for a good time Will go out with you whenever you want and if you come home to a random street cone, Stamper definitely had something to do with it.