3:30 pm - 10:00 pm
BLACK ATTIRE- All guests must come wearing black. We are in mourning, be respectful
The ceremony tolls at the fateful hour of 4:00pm; pray, arrive by 3:30pm to settle into your chosen seat, lest you be left wandering among whispers and shadows as the vows begin… (Get your ass here by 3:30pm) No hard spirits shall cross the threshold of our gathering—fortify yourselves beforehand if you must. Fear not, for beer and wine will flow freely during the twilight of cocktail hour, to warm even the coldest of souls. (No hard liquor allowed) The sacred halls forbid all smoking and vaping within; should the craving strike, retreat to the outer grounds—the designated lot where ashtrays await like quiet sentinels in the dark. (Smoking only permitted in parking lot) Young ones are welcome to attend our peculiar celebration; however, be warned as this is no child’s revel. A playground lies within the grounds, but all little wanderers must remain under watchful eyes, lest mischief (or something more mysterious) find them first… (Watch your damn kids)