Maid of Honor
IDK who ths person is, but she seems kind of cool i guess. We are actually pretty close, and while we don't annoy each other as much as we used to, we still keep up the same antics. Those just tend to annoy our parents more than each other at this point. I haven't been able to get rid of her, so I figure it might be time to just embrace that she's here to stay. She is my sister after all.
Best Man
This guy has been following me for years..... HELP! But no seriously, this is the guy who has been with me through thick and thin for the past who knows how many years. So long as he's not giving you skittles from his pocket, you are probably fine. Regardless, he is going to have to give a speech so... good luck to him!
Bridesmaid
Known her since birth. Yada, yada, yada... Not being friends was just never an option for us. Our families have been friends since before we were born, so were destined to be the best of friends or mortal enemies. I think you can see which path we took. It has never mattered how long it's been since the last time we spoke to or saw one another, we can always pick up as if we were never apart. I look forward to seeing where life takes us once she puts her education at the Axis Institute for World Domination to good use.
Groomsman
I lived with this guy for a couple of years... He only locked himself in his room out of terror once or twice, and he never ran away from me crying at any point. So I mean... I guess that's a plus? This man is very similair to me in many ways: late nights, quesadillas for days, a love for books and games... it really is a very eerie mirror image at times if he hadn't decided to go play with those really loud things that fly in the air while I decided to work on the really small stuff inside peoples bodies. He wanted a professional photo, but he got this one instead because why would he be the only one to get a nice professional photo?
Bridesmaid
I met Katrina when I went off to that school almost none of you have heard of in Abilene. The two of us pledged our social club together, and have stuck together ever since, regardless of where life takes us. I even managed to trick her into living with me senior year. After graduation, she now lives with her husband up in Michigan. Up there she gets to see a real winter and actual snow, which is her favorite part.
Groomsman
I think I found this guy in my neighbor's place... He was playing with scissors so it seemed reasonable to keep him around. No seriously, met this awesome fella my freshman year when he was working with my friends in the dorm on random projects. However, through a love of games and being ridiculous and Jesus, this man became one of my fastest friends and a roommate for a short while. He may not exist anywhere in Texas anymore, but that's okay because he moved someplace with mountains so we'll just charge him a ski slope tax. (I really should not have been allowed to write these unedited)