Bride & Groom
Maid of Honor
She likes tequila & the bride likes whiskey, put them together and things get wild. Her & the devils lettuce are bffs. Outdoorsy with the uncanny ability for being directionally challenged & the bride shares this trait. Probably brought her tarot cards, ask her for a reading.
Best Man
Brother of the Groom, enjoys beer, the devils lettuce & long walks to the fridge.
Bridesmaid
She's seen the bride during the good, bad, & ugly. She's been dealing with her ass for 21 years now. From ratting her sister out for wanting to move in with Kris to sleepovers & laughs at their house. Growing up, growing old & seeing each other through all life has to throw at them.
Groomsman
Can't say no to a beer or 6, white claw or moscato. Loves him some chicken lights and chrome. Your up he's up mf'er. A whore for a good jake brake. #GGB
Flower Man/Beer Boy
Best friends with the bride since high school. She wore a Cowboys jersey, he was an Eagles fan & the shit talking began. She kept him in line & he kept her laughing.