Wedding Party
Kaylie Stancato
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Obviously the one wearing the white dress! Also the slightly taller one of the two but who cares anyways! Gender norms are so outdated!
Alex Hamann
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Obviously the one wearing the fancy schmancy suit! Also the slightly shorter one of the two but who cares anyways! Gender norms are so outdated!
Janice Stancato
Kaylie's Mother
Janice is Kaylie's mom. If you ask her about banana bread she will make it for you even if you didn't ask.
Jill Hamann
Alex's Mother
Jill is Alex's mom. Clearly she is the life of the party and is our favorite friends' favorite friend's mom!
Greg Stancato
Kaylie's Father
Greg is Kaylie's dad. If you ask him anything about cars, buckle up because he's got lots of stories to tell!
Mike Hamann
Alex's Father
Mike is Alex's dad. If you ask him who his favorite girl is, it's the dog. He may be the first in line for the bar to try their draft collection!
Ryley Arnold
Maid of Honor
Ryley is Kaylie's Maid of Honor. If you tell her your sun and moon rising she will explain your whole astrology horoscope.
Mark Baker
Best Man
Mark is Alex's Best Man. He is owned half by his wife Haley and half by the government so if he gets lost, give him to her or let his CO know.
Hayley Jacobson
Kaylie's Wedding Party
Hayley is one of Kaylie's Bridesmaids. If you need help finding a place to party or drink, she is your girl.
Christian Brake
Alex's Wedding Party
Chris is one of Alex's Partymen. If you ask him why your computer isn't working he will tell you to turn it off and on again.
Katie Hamann
Kaylie's Wedding Party
Katie is Alex's Sister and one of Kaylie's Bridesmaids. If Tom Holland is not your favorite Spider-Man, she will be offended.
Ben Jones
Alex's Wedding Party
Ben is one of Alex's Partymen. With him and Mark's shared braincells, he might find the difference between Fishing and Phishing.
Sommer Kotch
Kaylie's Wedding Party
Sommer is one of Kaylie's Bridesmaids. She is Kaylie's lifelong best friend since they were infants. If you find a stray cat, she might steal it from you.
Dom Garofalo
Alex's Wedding Party
Dom is one of Alex's Partymen. If you tell him your favorite show or video game, he will get you a funny mug pertaining to that something.
Keegan Nitz
Usher
Keegan is one of Kaylie and Alex's Ushers. If you see a train, please spot it out for him. He would love to see it.
Aaron Koivunen
Usher
Aaron is one of Kaylie and Alex's Ushers. Aaron is our long-distance friend from Alaska. Every in-person event with him is called "Aaron-con".
Parker Hamann
Dog of Honor
Parker is Alex's family dog. While she will not be at the wedding, she is a very important member to our party. Yes, Kaylie was the one who taught her everything should have peanut butter on it.
Pastor Mary Gibson
Officiant
Pastor Mary is our wonderful Officiant. She has been Alex's Family's Pastor for a long while. When people offered help to find an officiant, we told them we already knew the perfect one.
