It was just another Saturday when Derek visited his neighborhood Publix to purchase a delicious Pub Sub. While in line, behind some rather slow customers, he heard the woman in front of him make some rather entertaining and snarky comments about the long wait time. Pretending not to listen, the woman continued, causing Derek to laugh and get her attention. The woman introduced herself as Alex and Derek responded with his name and his own judgmental, and hilarious, opinions regarding the slow customers. Derek and Alex continued to banter back and forth while they both ordered their subs (quickly) and at checkout, Alex asked if he would be interested in eating with her. Since Derek was new to Florida and had no friends, he figured, "why not?" They ate their Pub subs together and the rest is history... Just kidding, they met on Tinder.