Matron of Honor
Ask her about the childhood cat that should have been named after a cartoon character.
Best Man
I forced him to game before he could read
Maid of Honor
Brings her own sauce into college dining halls
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Threw her phone out of a third floor window AND IT SURVIVED
Groomsman
Crashed a car to spend Thanksgiving with the Smith family
Bridesmaid
Definitely NOT allergic to cantaloupe
Groomsman
Long legged noodle boy
Bridesmaid
Most definitely saw a bear on a Girl Scout hike
Officiant
Yea…we aren’t sure how to say his name either.
Ring Bearer
Patiently waiting for someone to give her a life-size statue of Chewbacca to complete her collection.
Flower Adult