Maid of Honor
My sister, my twin born 4 1/2 years after me and my absolute bestest friend.
Best Man
There are plenty of fish in the sea & we've caught them all. From freestylin' to pile drivin', me & Manny have been through it all. Anytime I need him, he's always there. Wish I could say the same about my hair.
Junior Bridesmaid
My beautiful daughter, my first love. The most caring and genuine little person I know. She makes me so proud to be her Mama. I cannot even begin to explain how happy I am that she's being a part of my special day.
Junior Groomsman
This kid, and by kid I mean human...not a baby goat. Is the coolest, sweetest, most handsomest young man that I know. I love him so much, words can't describe. Who would've thought all those years ago when I found you in that dumpster, that you'd be a part of my wedding and not a child slave making sneakers in my basement sweatshop? P.S. He's my son.
Bridesmaid
My sister from another mister who turned into one of my best friends. We hit it off the day we met and share a lot of artistic abilities!
Groomsman
We met way back in high school when the days seemed longer & the drugs seemed stronger. Cortni tells me I need to make these short & sweet and that's exactly what Carl is.
Bridesmaid
We knew we were destined to be best friends when we agreed to go canoeing together to look for alligators at 3am in the lake that night at a mutual friend's house. We've been inseparable ever since.
Groomsman
Andrew, Andrew, Andrew... I would be a different person without this man. If you look up the definition of the word 'quality' in the urban dictionary, there would be a picture of Andrew riding a unicorn drinking a six pack screaming 'VIKINGS FOREVER!'
Bridesmaid
We met at a tattoo shop where she was the apprentice. We hit it off right away, we both taught each other a lot in the tattoo industry. It turned into a true friendship & I am thankful for her everyday.
Groomsman
"Hustle me, hard work! Hard work! If you scared, go to church. Man, this rap shit is easy. Every beat I get I murk." I love this man with all of my heart.
Bridesmaid
We met at a tattoo shop. She was the piercer & she had a heart of gold. She will give you the shirt off of her back and always puts others first. Very grateful she turned into one of my best friends.
Groomsman
"Darkness everybody! Darkness! Cocaine is a helluva drug." - I'm Rick James, bitch! P.S. GO BUCS!
Bridesmaid
She became a part of my life over 15 years ago when her Mom married my Dad. We made a lot of memories and I'm beyond proud to call her my sister!
Groomsman
Who knew Teen Wolf had a brother?... Who knew I had a brother... Oh yeah, I do have a brother! What's her lazy ass doin'?
Ring Bearer
Our handsome nephew, who's never late, responsible, always makes sure his homework is done and a strong rule follower.
Groomsman
About 5'9, blueish green eyes, kinda like the ocean. He is one of the nicest, most thoughtful people I have ever met in my entire life, and as smart as they come. If he was a girl, he would be my bride. Just kidding, Cortni. I'd still seek you out, murder your boyfriend and steal you, then run away to Jamaica, because you Jamaican me crazy!
Ring Bearer
This wild child of ours. Let's hope he makes it through the ceremony without him wanting Mama & Dada to hold him.
Officiant
Brandon "Moose Knuckle" Fisher. Groomsman... Best Man... Pope for the day? I think so! Not a lot of people know this about Brandon, but he loves to get his toe nails painted. Just like he is going to paint the day with beautiful memories & majestic sounds of love and holy matrimony.